“…you who charmed my dad with self-effacing jokes, sipping coffee like you’re on a late night show” All Too Well (10 Minute Version) (Taylor’s Version)
by Taylor’s left ear November 24, 2021
Name already says it, really tooo cool practical joke only performed by Sadists and guys with Trice cohones
Guy: Hey let's put on yo steel shoes, kick open a baby, fil er up with shit 'n vommit, wrap it in papers, make it burn and throw it in someones mailbox, when they see tha fire they'll try to kick out tha flams and they have shit all over there shoes:D
Example: Infuse someones blood with saltywater when hes sleeping
Example: Take a supersoaker full of Skotch and spray it on someone when he gets mad and runs after u, go to tha police and say: Some drunk dude raped me analy en is commin back fo' more
Example: Infuse someones blood with saltywater when hes sleeping
Example: Take a supersoaker full of Skotch and spray it on someone when he gets mad and runs after u, go to tha police and say: Some drunk dude raped me analy en is commin back fo' more
by Robin December 10, 2003
A crappy quality joke of which the quality is so poor that Sunny Pal would say it himself.
When a Sunny Pal joke is said, it is accustom to clap twice while saying "haha" and then saying Sunny Pal Joke.
When a Sunny Pal joke is said, it is accustom to clap twice while saying "haha" and then saying Sunny Pal Joke.
"There was this Indian, from India..." -Sunny Pal's original Sunny Pal Joke.
"Haha! Sunny Pal joke" -Sunny's friend.
"Haha! Sunny Pal joke" -Sunny's friend.
by Jeremy.Z. March 21, 2012
by gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah March 16, 2010
Something people put on their facebook statuses and blogs when they're too bored and lazy to put anything else. They think it makes them sound all smart and ironic, but it's really just annoying to everybody else.
Obama Insert Joke Here*
The Hangover {Insert Joke Here}
Alabama {Insert Racist Joke Here}
{Insert Example Here}
*Square brackets are normally used when writing "Insert Joke Here," but urban dictionary code doesn't work with it.
The Hangover {Insert Joke Here}
Alabama {Insert Racist Joke Here}
{Insert Example Here}
*Square brackets are normally used when writing "Insert Joke Here," but urban dictionary code doesn't work with it.
by Herbertheperver March 14, 2011
totally stupid jokes that begin with "your mom/momma is so..." then followed by stupid or fat or old. people who say these are usually fat stupid assholes who act several years younger than they really are
idiot: Your mom's so stupid, she saw a tire on the road and said 'Ding Dong'!! HA HA HA
mature person: right back at ya, fat ass!
mature person: right back at ya, fat ass!
by bleep March 13, 2005
Timmy: Hey, are you smart?
Bob: yah
Timmy: Spell IT
Bob: S-M-A-R-T
Timmy: I said spell IT
*third-grade niggas*
________________________________________
Christine: Talk to the hand, talk to the butt, talk to the man at pizaa-hut
Mike: okay
*dumbass niggas*
Third grade jokes are lame af
Bob: yah
Timmy: Spell IT
Bob: S-M-A-R-T
Timmy: I said spell IT
*third-grade niggas*
________________________________________
Christine: Talk to the hand, talk to the butt, talk to the man at pizaa-hut
Mike: okay
*dumbass niggas*
Third grade jokes are lame af
by UnCreative April 01, 2018