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Grudge Monster

Any of the now-familiar creepy ghosts in Japanese horror/thriller films. Aka ghost children, women with long black hair, crawly people on a ceiling, and crawly people coming out of television sets.

So named after the various forms of ghost as seen in The Grudge.
I'm too scared to go get your stuff out of the closet alone, because a Grudge Monster might get me!
by Lola Binkerd February 7, 2008
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Monster cock

A penis that measures anywhere from a foot long to over two feet in some cases. Must have a concealed carry permit in case it goes off in a crowded public place. Mostly owned by low income blacks, or blacks of any social class, but sometimes a white guy at an office will have one and consider himself the biggest prick in the building, and usually it's true in more ways than one, a high suicide rate is common in an office like this.
Somebody said Bob really does have a monster cock after he stood at the next urinal. I always thought he was just like all the other guys, bragging, now I really am gonna take that pill cocktail I've been saving.
by Solid Mantis August 9, 2016
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Marlette Monster

The act of leaving a huge dump in a public restroom for all to see. Toilet paper is disposed of elsewhere so as not to cover up the monster
After riding my motorcycle all day I unleashed a Marlette monster at the Speedway
by Henry Moore August 24, 2007
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hose monster

1. A woman who seeks out well endowed men. 2. A woman who is just plain old slutty.
Jennifer is such a hose monster, she slept with three different guys last week!
by gollen October 15, 2003
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purple monster

The state of ones penis before ejaculation.
Jeff Caulkins gripped his purple monster while spewing a load on bobbie's ass!
by alaskarich June 30, 2003
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box monster

Cask of wine. So called because its box shaped, and the morning after consuming one, the box monster jumps around inside your head.
I'm going to the bottle shop, do you want a box monster ?

Ugh, the box monster paid me a visit last night.
by Paul Johnson November 12, 2003
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lochness monster

when a man's erection sticks out of the water halfways
Joey was embarrased when his "lochness monster" stuck out of the water at the pool party
by jhsrugby4days May 3, 2011
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