message bukkake

When a person is suddenly flooded with multiple messages at the same time or close to the same time.

As she was checking her email her phone started vibrating with all the message bukkake from her boy toys. She must have gotten at least 8 messages all at once!

by ellelo April 24, 2014

message pump

A piece of code that attends a message queue, processing each message in turn.

Message pumps are a staple of GUI programming, since messages are used to receive input.

The program abandoned the message pump and Windows eventually marked the window as not responding.

by henke37 May 23, 2014

messed like mariah

When you fuck up so bad, you experience a brief moment of understanding of how terribly Mariah messed up during the 2016 New Year's Rockin' Eve "performance"

"Damn! I fucked up rilly badly, Becky. I accidentally burned Watermeloquandria's weave, and now Thotqueisha finna win the Little Miss Chicago's Stripper Pole Princess pageant, AND Fried Chickenice's baby daddy done got my ass prego, too!"
"Damnnnn Camelteiffa! Yo ass messed like Mariah!"

by The_Thot_Whisperer420 January 4, 2017

Mess ball hoe

A person who sleeps with multiple men at one time and causes confusion in their home and then file a restraining order on the girlfriend and walking to court with dirty feet

That b**** Lexi is a mess ball hoe

by Mess ball hoe October 5, 2017

messi pepsi

Something your football-freak friend of yours must have said at least once in his or hers li

-Do you want a messi pepsi
or...
-EEYY It's messi pepsi

by the word's man nam s'drow eht November 13, 2017

Meshyia

A awesome sense of humor, vary bossy , has quite a attitude that NO ONE can handle , the baddist bish out there , thick in all the right places, uniqe in all ways such as funny and sporty also vary great singers.

him: I just saw Meshyia today
him 2: oh really ........ your so luckey did she talk to you

him: sad to say but..........no

him 2: awwwww poor babyyyyyyyyyyyy
him : yeah I really want her to be mine

by the best one everrrrrrrrr May 7, 2018

Messi-Schwabe

Ein Messi-Schwabe ist eine menschenähnlDerm mit primatenartiger Intelligenz. Sie ernährt sich hauptsächlich von Junkfood und Resten dir es in seinem Bau findet. Zu ihren Häufigsten Tätigkeiten zählt das Sammeln von Gegenständen, um möglichst kein Geld auszugeben.

A: Siehst du diesen Typen da vorne?
B: Der, der alle Werbekugelschreiber geklaut hat?
A: Ja genau der, ein richtiger Messi-Schwabe.

by Knowname November 5, 2018