Cage Lube

Lube to grease up bars

yeah like grease up the bars so you can escape . Use cage lube

by Knights of the Borg January 18, 2023

Jiffy Lube

When it's cold and you feel like you have snot coming out of your nostrils, but they are dry to the touch.

*sniffs* My nose gots the jiffy lubes man.

by Richie Roach October 15, 2023

spittoon lube

When you give yourself a mild allergic reaction to thicken up your flem like a placenta to enjoy self pleasuring moreso.

Ran out of lotion, drank some milk , used my own spittoon lube, just like fucking a placenta.

by Gatorprimus6969 February 16, 2024

Stumpy lumber jack

To wake up with morning wood late for work show up and your dick gets caught in a wood chipper.

Mike woke up with morning wood tripped and fell in a wood chipper,oh I guess you can say he called now a stumpy lumber jack. Careful working around the equipment boys don't want to stumpy lumber jack yourself.

by Pours when it rains December 12, 2023

Jacking Lumber

Masturbanating... But in a manly way, like a lumberjack.

Who up Jacking Lumber?

by bigboybobo June 24, 2024

Noob Lube

Metaphorical pain relieving ointment for middle-aged gamers. Specifically formulated to relieve the discomfort of being brutally killed (most commonly by a teenager) within seconds of deploying into FPS war zone.

Jake: Right, get ready boys, we’re going to kick some….
Raymond: Motherfucker, some arsehole just one-shotted me. I hadn’t even hit the ground
Carl: Thank god for the noob lube!
Raymond: It still stings the ring
Jake: Is that toxic?

by Muzzlenz July 18, 2024

Bradleigh Lumbed

When an individual finds themselves anally skewered on the erect penis of an extremely well blessed, handsome bloke. Historically this term originated as cockney rhyming slang for being 'bummed' but in reality it's far more painful.

If one finds themselves so stuffed with penis to the extent they are vomiting the perpetrators ejaculat.... they're likely to have been 'Bradleigh Lumbed'

by Straighshootermagoo July 21, 2024