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I'll kill you

Used to express opposition or disagreement by someone who really is powerless to do anything against what you are about to do.

A false threat, unless used by a Hell's Angels during a gang war.
1. I swear I'll kill you if you touch my chocolate bar.
2. I'll kill you if you sleep with my boyfriend.
I'll kill you by Tim_ May 17, 2009
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To Kill a Mocking Bird

Great book.
People say it sucks simply because they don't understand the narrator's sarcasm.
I rather have my toe nails ripped off than read To Kill a Mocking Bird!

Fuck you!

To Go Kill Some Hitlers

Because any of your sperm can grow up to be Hitler so masturbating is the new service to our country because it protects the world from Hitler. Optional ending is, "God Bless America".
Me: Well Im going to go kill some Hitlers.

Friend: Ok dude, just wash your hands when your done.

Me: Ok.

Me: "ugh ugh UGH UGH!!!! AHHH!!! God Bless America!"

guns don't kill people, people kill people 

A phrase Dimebag Darrel had always sided with. He believed that guns were no threat, only the people who use them incorrectly are....Ironically, Wednesday, December 8th 2004....Dimebag was shot to death during one of his concerts....
We will all miss you Dimebag. At least we got that motherfucker Nathan Gale who gunned you down and blew the fuck outta him.....Eye for an Eye.

ninja kill 

Part of a stealth game where a group of individuals dress up as ninjas and must "kill" as many people as they can in one night-(i.e. midnight to sun rise). A "kill" is any stealthily executed pretend slicing of the neck or stabbing of a vital organ usually with a permanent marker of your favorite color to basically "claim" that kill. After marking and claiming his victim the ninja will whisper into the victims ear "NINJA KILL". This will cause any multiply tagged victim to despise the mere spelling of these words, which in turn causes the ninja extreme satisfaction especially after realizing just how many times you marked up this kids neck last night. {extremely fun in a dorm room, fraternity house, or if you've got the ninja balls a sorority house}{drunken, or stoned victims who won't know what to do or for that matter remember are highly recomended targets.}
Holy crap zach got ninja killed eight times last night by red and six by black, that means another ninja kill for fire ninja.
ninja kill by Da' Godfather November 9, 2006

boner kill 

something that occurs when an erection is put into a temporary coma like state after viewing anything repulsive
man you face is a total boner kill
boner kill by revadd May 6, 2011