Name already says it, really tooo cool practical joke only performed by Sadists and guys with Trice cohones
Guy: Hey let's put on yo steel shoes, kick open a baby, fil er up with shit 'n vommit, wrap it in papers, make it burn and throw it in someones mailbox, when they see tha fire they'll try to kick out tha flams and they have shit all over there shoes:D
Example: Infuse someones blood with saltywater when hes sleeping
Example: Take a supersoaker full of Skotch and spray it on someone when he gets mad and runs after u, go to tha police and say: Some drunk dude raped me analy en is commin back fo' more
Example: Infuse someones blood with saltywater when hes sleeping
Example: Take a supersoaker full of Skotch and spray it on someone when he gets mad and runs after u, go to tha police and say: Some drunk dude raped me analy en is commin back fo' more
by Robin December 10, 2003
Get the Practical-offending-jokemug. by gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah March 16, 2010
Get the the jew and the pizza jokemug. Something people put on their facebook statuses and blogs when they're too bored and lazy to put anything else. They think it makes them sound all smart and ironic, but it's really just annoying to everybody else.
Obama Insert Joke Here*
The Hangover {Insert Joke Here}
Alabama {Insert Racist Joke Here}
{Insert Example Here}
*Square brackets are normally used when writing "Insert Joke Here," but urban dictionary code doesn't work with it.
The Hangover {Insert Joke Here}
Alabama {Insert Racist Joke Here}
{Insert Example Here}
*Square brackets are normally used when writing "Insert Joke Here," but urban dictionary code doesn't work with it.
by Herbertheperver March 30, 2011
Get the [Insert Joke Here]mug. totally stupid jokes that begin with "your mom/momma is so..." then followed by stupid or fat or old. people who say these are usually fat stupid assholes who act several years younger than they really are
idiot: Your mom's so stupid, she saw a tire on the road and said 'Ding Dong'!! HA HA HA
mature person: right back at ya, fat ass!
mature person: right back at ya, fat ass!
by bleep March 13, 2005
Get the your mom jokesmug. Timmy: Hey, are you smart?
Bob: yah
Timmy: Spell IT
Bob: S-M-A-R-T
Timmy: I said spell IT
*third-grade niggas*
________________________________________
Christine: Talk to the hand, talk to the butt, talk to the man at pizaa-hut
Mike: okay
*dumbass niggas*
Third grade jokes are lame af
Bob: yah
Timmy: Spell IT
Bob: S-M-A-R-T
Timmy: I said spell IT
*third-grade niggas*
________________________________________
Christine: Talk to the hand, talk to the butt, talk to the man at pizaa-hut
Mike: okay
*dumbass niggas*
Third grade jokes are lame af
by UnCreative May 19, 2018
Get the Third Grade Jokesmug. "whale noises" -Whale
"whale noise" -Amy schumer
whale: yo wtf amy youre just saying the joke but louder
"whale noise" -Amy schumer
whale: yo wtf amy youre just saying the joke but louder
by ChristofferSbeveMan November 4, 2019
Get the saying the joke but loudermug. adjective: used to describe a really bad punny joke
inspired by a chocolate bar called 'penguin bars' that have jokes and puns about penguins on their wrapper to amuse kids.
inspired by a chocolate bar called 'penguin bars' that have jokes and puns about penguins on their wrapper to amuse kids.
hey joe what do you call a kangaroo mixed with a sheep?
eh.. dunno what do you call it?
a WOOLLY JUMPER!!! hahaha
wow dude that was such a gay ass penguin bar joke. *walks away in disgust*
eh.. dunno what do you call it?
a WOOLLY JUMPER!!! hahaha
wow dude that was such a gay ass penguin bar joke. *walks away in disgust*
by mwuah xx March 6, 2009
Get the penguin bar jokemug.