jizz on my ass 

When a hot fecking dude shoots his load all over your glorious ass... its hot and then it goes fecking cold n claggy... eeewww

But it's nice 😋

So I met him in a bar... he was cute.. we bonked and he shot his load all over my ass up a back alley... sweeeet!

He jizz on my ass!

jizz on my ass by Naughtynikki August 21, 2017

jizz boomerang 

When you jizz in any direction and it splashes back your way.

I jizz boomeranged myself on my bed.

jizz boomerang by Jizzboomerang October 7, 2017

jizz on the brain

When you're a whore

Steve - "Dat bitch got jizz on the brain"

jizz on the brain by Pinguino25 October 2, 2017

jizz dripper

Seaman dripping from a limp penis

Your a right useless jizz dripper Pete said to him good friend Ryan

jizz dripper by Shagass October 16, 2017

Jizz dusting 

Farting out someone else's jizz, similar to crop dusting, but with cum. Synonyms: cum dusting.

"Dude, I had crazy butt sex today and went to the store. When I farted, I felt so bad for jizz dusting everyone there."

Jizz dusting by Bostondubs November 20, 2017

Jizz Whisperer 

A person who spends time poking and smelling other mens' sperm. Usually called Ryan.

"Hey, what's up man?"
"Nothin' much, just sniffing sperm, looking for wrigglers"
"Man, you're such a jizz whisperer."

Jizz Whisperer by ScreenNamesAreForWimps April 21, 2018

Jizz Party 

when you nut and continue to fuck.

Damn, he's wild! They had a jizz party!

Jizz Party by panda94 April 23, 2018