Human Washing Machine

A man who makes weird noises believing in fact, he is a human washing machine.

Is that a human washing machine in your house Dan?
Nah.
Don't lie to me Dan.

by Penncilvester January 31, 2018

Human

A creature that seems to be trying to kill the planet

Humans man, they really ruffle my jimmies

by Not a fax machine March 4, 2018

human pong

The act of launching a ping pong ball from one anus to another until one of the anuses fails to properly catch the ball.

I lost at human pong, but at least I'm not that sore!

by Pepboys May 22, 2018

hammagedon

A sad event when a group chat just ruined

1:Remember Hammagedon
2:yeah it was a sad day

by Bananaboop July 6, 2018

himmanesh

A fucking god

Oh here he comes, he's such a HIMMANESH

by Unrealisticly bland September 10, 2018

Human Shock Absorber

One who is repetitively kicked in the stomach with subsequent gut-wrenching anxiety while remaining upright and wearing a fake smile. AKA: the college years.

My friends were amazed that I survived the human shock absorber years and earned a friggin’ piece of paper. Not even parchment. Yay for me.

by Dr Isaac September 12, 2018

Human Flotsam

Corrupt government officials who infest the country, especially any BARFLY / attorney

The prosecutor tampered with the law , the evidence, the defendant and the jury so this human flotsam has no immunity from being sued

by MrRemodel October 3, 2018