helmet

something Ben Roethlisberger needs to wear

As a Steeler fan, I'm breathing a sigh of relief to know that Ben is ok, but if he would have worn a damn helmet, he wouldn't have so many facial injuries

by Ben's Helmets June 21, 2006

Helen Keller

When a girl is passed out, she might as well be deaf and blind, and then you masturbate on her.

MBC was passed out on her bed from a long day of drinking and big luv came into the room and gave her the helen keller!!

by Big Luv and Happy March 2, 2008

Helen Clark

1. The current Prime Minister of New Zealand, a group of islands in the Pacific. She is the first female Prime Minister to be voted into office in New Zealand. A good leader who runs New Zealand very well.

"It is amazing how trivial the things are that some
people will get their knickers in a knot about"

by Kip Stevens December 18, 2003

Helen

the most bitchiest and evil person you will ever meet, she's out to destroy your life yo

Bruuh Helen is coming, quick dont say anything
fuck that bro, i aint making eye contact

by donttrymebitch May 13, 2019

Helen Keller

A sexual position, involving a minimum of 5 people (4 of which are men), where each man chooses an eye or ear. Then they ejaculate in each eye and ear, causing the semen recipient be deaf, blind, "dumb", and covered in semen. Just like Helen Keller.

My mom is in town. Round up the bros! We're gonna Helen Keller this bitch!

by inthePoopShoot March 30, 2009

helmet or pixie

women's hair styles not quit touching the shoulder -'death' of the long, 'magnificent hair', jettisoning of long, maintenance times, appropriate for 'business'!!

julia couldn't decide whether to go helmet or pixie!

helmet or pixie hair is considered much more 'business specific'!

by michael foolsley December 13, 2010

helmet storm

A condition that pilots of complex technical aircrafts such as the Apache helicopter experience due to the sensory overload from the multiple systems they have to interface with in addition to the outside environment.

During that dogfight, I was trying to engage my target and communicate with my wingman and started to experience helmet storm.

by T-D March 7, 2012