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I'm gonna have a cow

A term used to express excitement and anger and about any emotion imaginable. But be careful, people might assume you are literally giving birth to cows. If you choose to play along with this childish idea, make disturbing groans while squeezing your buttcheeks together. And people may ask you where you keep your cows. Tell them that you keep them in a pin behind your house!
(Accidentally drops phone and cracks screen)
Suzzy: Oh my goodness, I'm gonna have a cow!
(Friends throw a surprise birthday party)
Friends: SURPRISE!

Herald: AH! I'm gonna have a cow!
(Also consider... Trips and falls on school stairs in front of hot seniors)
Tina: About 24 cows just escaped my pin... ;(
by kakattack3000 August 8, 2015
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YHNF- You Have No Friends

The popular xbox clan who enjoys jokes about jacking off and 5 inchers. YHNF FOR LIFE. Once you go YHNF theres no turning back.
Michael you fucking slutbag.....YHNF- You Have No Friends
by The Pale Kid April 17, 2011
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too stoned to have sex

When you're so high you're too god damn lazy to have sex with someone who is laying right next to you in bed.
Man me and Caleb were so high we both just layed there and we wanted to fuck but we were too high.
by Katie May 7, 2005
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national have sex day

A day you have sex with your partner or crush.
geroge: "its national have sex day wanna have sex sophia?"
sophia: "yes"
by panxkm October 8, 2020
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are we having fun yet?

an annoying phrase coined by dipshits at convenience stores, offices, or pretty much any place of business
Are we having fun yet?

No, pull your shirt up so the fun can begin
by Tha_Cuddla June 11, 2005
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have it your way

aidens a bitch for not answering my stories questions & he’s so fucking moody
“you’re always on my ass & fucking w me”

“okay fine, have it your way”
by bellissimabrittney March 23, 2022
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Don't have a hernia"

A humorous phrase that is used as a response to someone getting unnecessarily upset and overly dramatic in public over something small or insignificant . It is intended to point out to the person being dramatic that they are engaging in bad behavior and/or acting over the top and encourages them to chill out and laugh it off instead. It is a more humorous and laid back version of "calm down" or "it's not that big of a deal, relax."

Adolescents which were named Taylor Cornell, Analise Borgatti, and Augusta Melander invented this phrase in the year of 2004 stemming from an event they were involuntarily subjected to.

The event that triggered the phrase "don't have a hernia" unfolded when the English teacher, Mr. Carlyle, had a sudden mental meltdown when his usual white board marker ran out of ink while he was writing, which he responded to by dramatically yelling "I hate my life!" at the same time as he angrily threw the inkless whiteboard marker across the room, after which Mr. Carlyle then proceeded to firmly and with deliberate brute strength engaged in slapping himself across the face in front of the entire freshman english classroom who sat horrified in front of him...without even so much as an apology, laughing, or even explaining why he was so upset.
Person 1" I hate my life! Bobby hasn't texted me back!"
Person 2 "it's only been fifteen minutes until you texted him. "Don't have a hernia"!!!
*laughs together*
by LittleGus April 21, 2018
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