hypochondri-googler

One who spends excessive amounts of time online googling symptoms so he/she can diagnose his/her self with medical conditions/ailments.

Example of a hypochondri-googler: I stayed up all night googling bothersome medical symptoms and am now worried that I may drop my head to my desk causing possible further medical conditions such as a concussion, coma and the like. I’ll have to find energy to google that.

by Emster73 August 17, 2012

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when your feelings for googleand its doodles are way more stronger than other research platforms you use ily google and also when you read google multiple times without pausing it starts becoming weirder and weirder

i guess i am the only one who uses the ily google idom

by the one who loves google November 25, 2018

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googolplex

a fcuking huge number

A googolplex is a massive number

by Paul Buxton March 23, 2004

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google.com

A search engine that can be used to search anything from how a TV works to what a monkey is. It also includes a global map that can be seen in satellite or hybrid and can even show how good (or bad) the traffic is.It's everything you need in one simple search engine.

And for those who like to stay updated:
Google and NASA are teaming up to form a world-class observatory to every desktop, giving anyone with PC access to remote galaxies and exploding supernovae. The images will be taken by the newly built Large Synoptic Survey Telescope, or LSST, slated to go online in 2013. Get ready to have 30 TERABYTES of astronomy imagery, baby!!!!!

Person 1: Oh man, i missed Sex ED at school. Where am i going to learn that "stuff"?
Person 2: On Google.com, DUH!

Person A: WOW, i love science. Where can i learn more about it?
Person B: Check out Google.com. It has loads of stuff

by Alec K June 2, 2007

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googleboobs

a word used to describe images of boobs found via google.com image search!

created whilst a friend talking about how he was in desperate need of some pleasureable images in order to achieve full masturbatory satisfaction!!!

damn i cud sure look at som googleboobs right now !!

mmmm i saw a nice set of googleboobs last nite!!

those are some big googleboobs woman !!!!

by PoTTeR_Uk August 6, 2006

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Google sheep

The Google sheep is a very strange, zombie-like individual. Google sheep flock to Google for all their questions and/or to come off smart. They will type in search terms using quotations, because that to them means they will get the most accurate and valid results; the first 10 entries are the only acceptable entries, except in the case of images, in which all are valid and "fun" to pester random people on forums, messengers, or email.

Google sheep are commonly seen lurking around, looking for something to Google late into the night and early morning - 3am is high time for the sheep. Online forums are the most common gathering place for the sheep.

Mating is unheard of, unless they use their Googling skills to pick up tips that are created by other Google sheep, and by chance find another sheep just as desperate.

Their diet is based on candy, soda, and Ramen noodles, but only if time allows; some searches distract the sheep from the normal mode of life for several hours at a time.

Someone randomly sent me an image of a yellow umbrella, telling me they save lives and sent me a link to a site full of more pointless umbrellas - what a Google sheep.

by teh ebil ducky August 27, 2006

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