Goobers

When your pet gets those boogers in their eyes

"Aww you've got goobers again"

by OpaGramps May 22, 2024

Gooberphobia

Fear of people who act like Goobers.

1: Damn, dude. You’re such a Goober.
2: I know.-
3: AAA-
2: What’s their problem?
1: Oh, they have Gooberphobia. Fear of Goobers.
2: That’s stupid as fuck.

by L_Blossom5 June 1, 2024

Gooberific

Mix between Goober and terrific. Used when someone has been such a goober that they get classified as Gooberific.

"They called me Gooberific when I kept telling terrible jokes to everybody."

by Goobermaxxing June 3, 2024

Gooberville

A planet in goobergalaxy, inhabited by goobervillians.

“Hey, did you know that Gooberville is under supervision of Moose In The Fog?”

by inyauma June 9, 2024

Gooberchev

A arbitrary insult of a similar meaning to numbnut and or dingus.

John Doe is being such a gooberchev.

by RadiantMoth March 6, 2024

Gooberwaffen

Often stylised as (GööberWäffen) this term derives from the english slang "Goober" meaning idiot, retard, or silly person and fusing it with the german word "Waffen" meaning weapon. This word is used to describe someone who is such an idiot they should, in fact, be considered a weapon. Typically a weapon of mass destruction.

"That dude John? Oh yeah, he is a whole fu*king Gooberwaffen"

"That right there is a 'Gööberwaffen' for sure"

by SirBarquisiousJohndasReginaldR January 25, 2025

Goobersmaching

To smach a goober, or better said - grab them by their ankles and hold them upside down. You then proceed to shake them until all of their doubloons fall out of their pockets and crevices.

Hey bro! Wanna go Goobersmaching? Im gonna be rich with their weird ass coins!

by NoshGilgan February 12, 2025