suck a golf ball through a garden hose

Sucking a dick so hard the semen comes out.

"I bet you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose Taylor Swift!"
"Yeah, I gave a huge blowjob to a monkey. His semen came right out of his wee-wee!"

by CR000 January 4, 2016

garden salad

something you may get a taste of while giving a wordrim job/word

undigested vegetables etc. that one ends up eating while giving a wordrim job/word

I was givin' this bitch a rim job and got a mouthful of garden salad

by m0loch October 1, 2003

gnar kill digity nash

gnar, beyond what the comon man can comprehend, simply the highest ranking of gnar(gnarly)

shit yo! check this new album, its fuckin' gnar kill digity nash!

by brettttttt April 28, 2005

garduno

A giant turd.

Look at that garduno I made.

by aka swegger January 29, 2014

Sicky Gnar Gnar

Adj. Means sick and gnarly at the same time.

ME: DUDE! I just won $100 from those scratch cards!
Him: No way! That's sicky gnar gnar!

by DZ69 May 13, 2006

Garden with your ho

To prune your lady's pubic hair, as defined by the music group The Sandbaggers (2007)

"Man, you can't bring your girl to the beach with all that hair hangin' out. You better garden with your ho."

by The Sandbaggers February 11, 2007

Garden Hoe

A woman whom of which prefers to have sex in a garden rather than in a house on any other types of surfaces.

James: Dude, this new chick I've been dating is a real garden hoe.
Sam: That sucks bro.

James: I know, I got thorns on my junk when we were doing it by the rose bushes.

by Urban slayer August 5, 2014