biggest face

The term given to a munter (ugly person) when weight is also factored.

Ben has the biggest face

by Clara-Munt April 27, 2009

Shammer faced

The bastard child between Hammered and Shit faced.

Damn Peach, you were so shammer faced last night you threw a 1/5th of Gentleman's Jack at me, now we just have a hole in the wall.

Is that guy shammer faced? No, thats just Oscar being Oscar.

by blacksburg rhino May 27, 2009

beer faced

when there is a picture being taken you stick your beer in front of the face of the person being photographed.

I totally beer faced you in half those pictures last night!

by Band Dork Laura October 10, 2008

Face drape

The female teabag: When a girl squats over someone and puts her cunt lips right over your face.

Doesn't happen very often, only the nastiest chicks will face drape, and its always better if their snatch is hairy and rank like tuna.

Will also happen in video games after a chick frags you, and to add insult face drapes your dead body, as in Call of Duty.

Damm Dude! The chick totally face draped you! Nasty

by WSIX January 17, 2011

FACE LIFE

When everything you do is on Facebook because your scared to face real life, have real friends and do real things.

Sample 1

Dude to Chick- Can we go out sometime?

Chick to Dude- Lets just chat on Facebook and get to know each other.

Dude to Chick- Stop having such a Face life!

Sample 2

Loser- I have over 1,000 friends on Facebook.

Reality- Nobody knows or likes you in real life.

by Mr. Faceit January 19, 2011

Drank in the face

When an individual approaches their victim, with a pint of beer and proceeds to chug the entire pint in a very close proximity to their face. If the victim is a friend, grabbing their shoulder and bringing them even closer to oneself while chugging is acceptable.

Joey: "Have you ever been drank in the face?"
Tom: "No..."

--Joey proceeds to chug a beer very close to Tom's face--

Joey: "You just got drank in the face!"

by JohnnyEngg February 15, 2010

skid face

what you look like when you are drunk enough to tumble forward and skid your face.

Man, you had your skid face on last night, you were so fucked up!

by faboomal September 24, 2008