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Dairy-face 

Looking as though one eats an abundance of dairy products, either in conjunction with, or in replacement of ones regular diet. Facial features include a sallow, pale, sickly appearance often with bags under ones eyes or sagging jowls. Dairy-faced people may also have a yogurt like odor after spending an extended period of time in the sun.
Michelle: "Look at that man on the subway, he's a total dairy-face"

Marin: "A what?"

Man: (Yawns and casually reads the NY Times while slowly peeling and eating a child sized snack, known to most as string-cheese. Out of his Jansport backpack peeks a bottle of 2% milk, obviously hormone free.)
Dairy-face by Gimpyadventures October 11, 2013
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daisy face 

A Daisy Face comes from england. It is when a male gives his partner a cum(semen) facial and then hacks up a big yellow chunk of phlegm and spits it on top of the semen in the middle of the face. Thus making the white and yellow of a daisy.
When he finished fucking his bitch, he blew all over her face and topped it off with some yellow phlegm to make a beautiful Daisy Face.
daisy face by The Devil Himself August 26, 2006

daisyface 

On the day Kurt Cobain died, a Los Angeles band made up the term Daisyface and played under the name for 2 years. When asked by Tattoo Savage Magazine, the band claimed DaisyFace was a noun, defined as a shotgun blast to the head. They claimed this suited their sound, which was "Meaty, yet floral."
daisyface by S. Fidelvak November 23, 2007

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016