A cleaner, not-so-obvious way to describe the face
one gets
immediately after ejaculating (post-
coitus, or, more often than not, post-porn)
Everyone in the music video jizz in my
pants does the post face at least five times.
"Dude I walked into my dorm earlier and
John suddenly slammed his
computer shut and looked at me with a post face. Way too obvious."
