Lorry Driver's Breakfast.

An unpleasant vagina. Cheap, greasy and you'll require a large amount of sauce before you'll go near one.

Fuck me lads, that grotter I took home last night had a minge like a Lorry Driver's Breakfast.

by Wazza2404 October 29, 2008

A 3/4 Australian fight drive

When 4-7 men gather in a circle and place the largest man in the group in the center. They then proceed to strip naked and begin cracking raw eggs over the man in the center (aka the moon dancer). After this each of the surrounding men begins performing oral and anal sex while one of them stands back and begins singing folk songs for three minutes 28 seconds, after this amount of time he begins beating the other men while at the same time liking the eggs of of the large man after the duels are over the all take two and 3/4ths shots of Dingo piss and pinch each other four times for good luck.

Hey Jim.Me and some of the guys are going out and doing A 3/4 Australian fight drive and we were wondering if you could be our moon dancer?

by a Man of True Culture March 27, 2022

Mini Van Driver

usually a woman with a huge vagina

yo your mom is a mini van driver, wicked vaginal

by monski315 September 24, 2005

drive by mento

To find someone's open soda and drop some mentos in as you walk briskly by, preferably in a public place.

Did you see how mad Jimmy was at lunch? Somebody hit him with a drive by mento and he was covered with soda.

by J to the Byrd August 3, 2007

drive by tooting

a fart that is smelled when someone walks quickly by you.

There was a drive by tooting when the youngster ran by us in the kitchen.

by thumperconway August 22, 2009

driveby smut

The smut in the background of major motion pictures.

Centerfolds hanging up in the barracks, lockers, of soldiers.
"I was watching Aliens and I got some driveby smut when cam panned past the guys gearing up..."

by Kushtika October 21, 2009

drivestalking

When you driving and either you are following somebody unintentionally, or vice versa.

A "Dude that person keeps following me everywhere I turn"
B "Do you think it's a cop or you know them?"
A "No, I think they are just drivestalking me."

by tbone33126 May 27, 2010