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Posttraumatic Asshole Disorder

A mental illness characterized by sudden flashbacks of highly disturbing exchanges that occurred between yourself and a toxic “ex” whom you cannot help but think of as an insufferable asshole.
Of course there are some very specific triggers that can and do cause me to realize I suffer with some degree of Posttraumatic Asshole Disorder!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 28, 2021
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Posttraumatic Among Us Disorder

Posttraumatic Among Us Disorder (PAUD) is a disease that can accure after prolonged exposure to content involving the popular 2018 video game "Among Us".
About 30% of people that have been in contact with memes or videos from this game get this disease.
Victims of this disease have traumatic flashbacks everytime they hear one of these phrases:
"Among Us", "Suspicious", "Sus", "Sussy", "Amongus"
In extremely severe cases even hearing "Us" is enough to elicit a response.
After hearing one of these phrases the patient can sometimes get emotionally unstable, go insane, mumble said phrase multiple times, or sometimes in extreme cases, even experience a stroke.
There is currently no cure for this disorder and therapeutic treatment has little to no effect.
we have to decide this matter among us.
you are looking kind of suspicious.
you have Posttraumatic Among Us Disorder too? that's kinda sus.

(extreme example that causes severe symptoms)
when the impostor is sus.
by Among Us Mental Patient June 2, 2021
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A brawl, “donnybrook,” fracas, or melee illegally initiated by benighted fools with less real teeth than fingers who are manipulated by an insecure man with an IQ of 60 and a micro-penis.
Don Jr: “Do you want to go to the One America News Network and hang out?”
Eric: “Are you sure? It sounds like Legitimate Political Discourse just waiting to happen.”
by Big Viking in the 805 February 10, 2022
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One fart away from a disaster

Being afraid to fart, because if you do you might shit yourself.
Peter: Drive faster! I'm one fart away from a disaster!

Bjorn: Why didn't you take a shit at the restaurant?

Peter: That's messed up.

Bjorn: You're strange, don't shit your pants in my car.
by vAnCiTyCaNaDa May 29, 2010
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Disqus

A a unified comment system API used by sites such as Wired, Engadget, and various other "Web 2.0" sites.

Benefits of using Disqus include users needing only a single login for multiple sites and easy integration into existing page templates.

Disadvantages of Disqus are that it's a slow, buggy piece of shit that never works right.
Nice article, but can you stop using Disqus? This thing sucks balls.

I agree with most of your points, but you need to remember Sony said the same thing 5 years ago. edit: bloody disqus, this was supposed to be a reply to Jacob.

Oh shit, when did this site start using Disqus?

Goddamn! Using Disqus is like getting sodomized by Hitler!

Disqus is fine, stop spamming up the comments with complaining about it. Registered just to say this.
by Every Disqus User March 18, 2011
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suspension of disbelief

the point at which you must give up all skeptisism, and just accept what goes against all that you think you know.
when odd job, in GOLDFINGER sends a lincoln Continental into the compacter, then places the 5000 or so pound block into the back of a 1964 ranchero, and drives off...well it must had a suspension of disbelief!
by sandspit October 18, 2007
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Dissertation

An April Fool's joke taken too far
(Teacher/Professor): Hey it would be an awsome April Fool's joke if we got them (students) to write 5000-15000 words on something completely pointless and make it worth half of their end result!

Other teacher/professor: yeah! omg that would be amazing let's call it a DISSERTATION...that'll get 'em

Then before you know it it becomes a compulsory aspect of your grade/degree
by onlymejustme April 2, 2009
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