The Denver dick destroyer is an advanced level sex position that will sure have your dick destroyed after. This wild and crazy sex position requires minimum
4 years of experience, lots of lube, fuzzy hand cuffs, a
box of staples, and one freaky hoe. You put your dick in between your legs, have your female partner give you a blow
job with her nose in your asshole then proceeds from eating your ass to sucking your dick till you bust a nut. Proceed to grab fuzzy handcuffs and the lube; lock her with something with a strong base, you will be clappin cheeks vigorously. Whilst clapping those cheeks the
female flexes her pelvic muscle and
hard as she can until the point where there is bruising on your
peepee. After you're finished and she is still locked up you then grab the lube (Use Lots!) and then stick it in the bum
hole whilst she is still flexing her pelvic muscles. After a couple rounds of that your dick should be feeling a bit hurt and numb, but you're not done yet! If your hoe has
braces this is an added benefit as she will then proceed to suck your dick with full teeth. After you get a couple scratches you're ready for the grand finale. You grab the
box of staples open them up and
break them apart and put them in her
vagina. FUCK HER. This last part requires you to NOT wear a condom; it will protect you from the staples and you won'
t get the full experience. After all of this your dick should thoroughly be destroyed!
Guy 1: man this
party is boring, does anyone want to play Jenga?
Guy 2: Hell no! That game sucks how about we
go grab the fuzzy handcuffs and
box of staples and have our selvs a denver dick destroyer kinda p
