Hot Crossed Schnitzel

The act of hitting a penis layed out on a flat surface with something heavy, causing immense pain.

My woman wanted to ride me on the table, but my dick missed the hole and she gave me hot crossed schnitzel. Still freaked her anyway.

by Sam Majik November 3, 2016

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cross lit

The act of smoking a doobie and stogie at the same time.

"Yo wanna hit this doob?

"Hell yeah, pass that dutch and puff this fro were gettin cross lit"

by Dillythekid November 23, 2016

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apple crossing

A section in a road which apples can roll across, Illegal in 121 countries only supported in Siberia

Mind the apple crossing dear

by Thefurry101 November 4, 2015

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cross-pimping

When someone wears two separate brands of the same type of thing.

"Man how are you going to be cross-pimping like that, wearing Nike shoes with adidas socks"

by Downsouthpimp April 5, 2016

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The act of a female positioned between two male companions, a phallus clutched within each extremity, animatedly yanking, one hand up, and inversely the other hand thrusting down, so as to appear to be cross-country skiing.

Last night I walked in on Sarah cross-country skiing Matt and John. They were both smirking at me brashly.

by envenom July 2, 2019

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peachtree crossing apartments

Peachtree crossing apartments was created by Harold wright Peavy then sold to his daughter Marie wright Peavy simar who married lane Christopher simar after the two got divorced Marie wright Peavy simar sold the apartments to lane Christopher simar who is now the owner and does a great job running Peachtree crossing apartments in Byron Georgia

I just moved into Peachtree crossing apartments

by aussie simar July 15, 2019

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