LickNonYourMom A.K.A "LICK". Is a Kansas City born Native who has been compared to the likeings of The Dos Equis Man and Jesus. And after Lick achieved PubG's 2022 Prestiges Above Conquer Master Pro status. He was offered a partner ship by PRESTIGE WORLDWIDE. YA thats right boats and ho's boats and ho's. He only plays PubG because they Pay him to. Super models get pregnant just for looking at him, and below status quo Ho's wish they could. One time Lick showed up to a party and his dick arrived 2full min before he did. Now that's impressive! Once Lick was broke and he was still the richest Man in the world. Your MOM once got pregnant by Lick. Nine months later and she called it "TIBOLD". We would like to take a moment to Congratulate you because you are now famous just for reading about Lick . "He said your welcome" . It's rumored that GOD is going to resurrect The Virgin Mary because he thinks Lick Can do it better. Your girlfriend told us she can only finish with you if she thinks of Lick. Daaang you sure are lucky. Once You caught your Dad praying that he could be more like Lick. Amazingly GOD actually responded to him , But unfortunately all he did was laugh. Well we would love to continue but we have been informed your bitch ass is not ready to be that Fucking Awsome. Your Welcome .
--To Whom it may concern---So how was your date with that Guy Lick?
Girl 1---- All I have to say is DAM IM HANDICAPPED!!!
Girl 1---- All I have to say is DAM IM HANDICAPPED!!!
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