mexican bootleg connection

really crappy connection while on xbox live, usually makes the game as laggy as standbying would

Damn, this kid must have mexican bootleg connection

by Mufasa3000 October 22, 2008

Canned Water

Water that is in a can.

"Yo Blood, pass me some of that canned water, im really thirsty!"

by Hertz July 9, 2007

Connecting Rod

background came from a bunch of guys in a tech school auto tech shop. A connecting rod is another term for a penis. called a connecting rod because it "connects" a man and his bitch together

she keeps moving away so its time for the connecting rod.

by Bubba December 25, 2004

you have lost connection to the server

When you are kicked for flying on 2b2t, the oldest anarchy server in minecraft

2b2t.org is without a doubt, the oldest anarchy server in minecraft. Some say that on the oldest anarchy server in minecraft, you can't get kicked for flying on the oldest anarchy server in minecraft, but in reality, the oldest anarchy server in minecraft, 2b2t.org, kicks you for flying on the oldest anarchy server in minecraft by claiming that you have lost connection to the server.

by InvaderInvader December 13, 2020

mohawk-penis connection

The bigger your mohawk gets, the smaller your penis gets. Sometimes, the penis doesn't grow back after you cut off your mohawk.
And if you have sidehawks too, your balls disappear.

And if you are a girl with a mohawk, your boobs disappear.

Sarah: Did Justin Bieber used to have a mohawk? 'cause his penis is so small.
Hannah: Yeah, mohawk-penis connection.

Corbin: I cut off my sidehawks and my balls grew back. Thank god.
Julia: Yeah, easier to suck them when they're bigger. Do you think my boobs are too small with this girl-hawk?
Corbin: Yes.

by hai_bai March 7, 2011

Connecticut

CT is the richest country in the nation. It is mostly, but NOT completely, filled with rich preppy towns with high IQ's and everyone has to play more then 2 sports. However, there are parts of Connecticut that aren't rich, but everyone else in CT is afraid to go there. It's filled with big bright white/yellow houses and mowed lawns that are 100 feet to 1 mile. You probably live in a suburb and all of your friends are rich too, so you think it's normal.

You know you live in Connecticut when:
-Your lawn is mowed
-You have added an addition to your house less then 5 years ago
-You wear polo shirts and pants from abercrombie

-You get upset if you get a B-
-One of your parents makes over $150,000 a year
-You have an xbox, a medium sized dog, and a TV over 40"
-You have a BMW, or any car over $30,000
-You're scared of minorities

Guy from Connecticut: "Connecticut iznt what you say its not rich or preppy were just normal!!!!"

Guy not from Connecticut: "Connecticut is totally rich preppy and away from the real world . . The useless part between Massachusetts and New York. YEWSELESS!!!!!!"

by The Guy That Just Stands There October 21, 2010

Connecticut Oak Tree

When a person has an umbrella lodged in their rectum and is then fully opened.

Dude, why is Phil in the hospital?
Apparently, he wasn't ready for the Connecticut Oak Tree.

by Akdmeta May 12, 2016