Bobby

- A large and friendly funnel web spider that lives in your home or garden (such as a wolf spider or a giant house spider) and is easy to feed.

A bobby is only be called "bobby" if it's on its funnel web, otherwise it's just a spider.

Person 1: I found a cricket under the stairs

Person 2: oh nice! Feed it to bobby

by Pimpraf August 4, 2021

bobby helmet

Head of the male penis that ironically resembles a British police helmet.

Ouch! Just caught my Bobby helmet in my zipper.

by anonymous September 15, 2020

Bobby Jordan

The act of wearing down a female you see everyday until she eventually spends time/has sex with you

He Bobby Jordan’d the hell outta me

by HappyKangaroo22 October 31, 2025

Bobby

Noun: a person that does something stupid / says something stupid / acts stupid .

You are a bobby , Sam !

by Le-anne Joge June 20, 2020

A Bobby Johnson

A euphemism for sucking cock.

I would like a Bobby Johnson please.

by Johnsonsucka February 14, 2020

Bobby-Bitching

When somebody can’t handle the thought that people don’t want to constantly argue on their social media platforms. Bobby-Bitchers usually can’t accept that their opinion isn’t the only one and differences of opinion escape their grasp.

“Will you shut the fuck up? Nobody wants to listen to your Bobby-Bitching

by Don’tknow-Don’tcare December 17, 2018

bobby

a HOTTIE

margret - “omg do you see that guy over there”
emily - “omg he’s such a bobby”

by zzzzzszzzzzzz March 19, 2023