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A Bobbi Jo is a temptress of ill fate. Upon her awakening each morning, she bathes in a tub of liquid seduction, concocted from the roots of a nettlewig, which can only be found in the forest of forgotten sorrow. Her aura is melting. She'll make your knees week and break your concentration with the blink of an eye. And once your in her grasp, there's no letting go. She'll force you to fall in love with her, which may result in a flurry of eventual psychotic delusions, all of which involve Bobbi Jo, a broom, and a bathrobe. On the surface she appears delicate and adorable, yet deep within her fiery depths, there is a demon waiting to encompass your soul.
I ran into a Bobbi Jo today! I barely escaped with my dignity!
by kingarthur89 September 28, 2010
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1. noun. It is the sudden feeling of an inexplicable joy one gets when something romantic or idealistic occurs.

When kilig, one may experience the following:

*butterflies in one's stomach
*heart melting
*shivers down one's spine
*irrepressible noises from one's mouth
*uncontrollable smiling
*an inner conflict between hope of something wished for and reality

Kilig may also be defined as that mountain top, floating, on cloud nine, invincible, i-could-keep-smiling, heart aching goodness and feeling which overpowers the mind's ability to think straight, act straight, breathe properly and articulate thoughts into a single comprehensible sentence.
KILIGS much?? ^_^
by mis2n.yoo June 07, 2011
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A very cute girl's name given to an out going, different, girl who anyone can be friend's with.
I'm hangin with Bobbi Jo today, ya'll wanna come?
by seductivebrat February 02, 2010
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An immaculate person who is incredibly good looking and has the brains to back it up. This person is charming, compassionate, empathetic and is very loyal. Relationships are of the most important thing to this person. With an eclectic array of talents, do not be surprised to see extreme athleticism and creative talents held by Bobbi-Jo.
Bobbi-Jo is literally, the greatest person alive and who has ever lived.

Bobbi Jo} amazing immaculate gorgeous love
by bossblonde December 20, 2016
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Getting money stolen from you. Borrowing money to someone and not getting paid back. And or having your personal belongings stolen.
Man! I borrowed my ex 400 and got Bobbijo'd. "When I moved out of my ex's I lost half of my personal belongings." - Me "YOU GOT BOBBIJO'D!" - Friend
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by TomEvans August 17, 2019
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Large red neck or overly sized woman with no looks. Smells like Bacon and will not turn anyone down who tries to date her. Possibly missing teeth and green fungus coming from unknown regions.
I saw Bobbi Jo when driving though Iowa the other day and she scared the kids.
by Brownie87 October 31, 2009
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The one woman who I will always have on my mind no matter how much she might make me mad or hurt. She is that amazing and I will cherish the memories of when we were together, these days I just escape to another world where you are mine and that will have to do. I miss her so much. I'll always love her.
I swear Bobbi jo turns me into a 2 pump chump when she wants it from behind. I can love her for days, I miss you
by Robertplowedbobbi March 26, 2021
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