blumplestilskin

When you give yourself a blumpkin while squeezing a 3 year old sun-dried tomato

I can't believe Becky dumped me, time to Blumplestilskin

by Hopscotch Randy August 6, 2016

Blumpkie Spliche

Having your dick sucked whilst drinking a Pumpkin Spice Latte

He asked me to give him a blumpkie spliche in the starbucks bathroom

by Bruvther September 16, 2016

Blumpkin

The act of giving/receiving a blow job while sitting on the toilet taking a shit.

Dude, I was sitting there takin a big ol' shit when my girl came in and gave me a blumpkin.

by mrcarter044 December 4, 2016

Blump

A scrawny little white kid that skips the gym,is a compulsive liar, and looks like Sheldon from Big Bang Theory.

Dude I hate that kid, he's such a Blump.

by Geezy_G December 11, 2016

Blumpillingous

An act in which the female seats oneself onto the toilet, and begins to move her bowels. Amidst this act their partner performs the act of cunnillingous.

So yeah, last night the wife and I did a bit of the ole blumpillingous.

by DirtyDionysus April 17, 2017

Blump Call

The act of texting while shitting.

My son just made his 4:00 blump call today.

by Wana2dmax May 3, 2017

Blumpish

Describes a big booty thats also nice looking

Damn that girls booty is blumpish

by The_only_child August 7, 2017