Alex Turnerism

Being completely, utterly obsessed with Alex Turner, lead singer of Arctic Monkeys. Symptoms may very, but often include: stalking pictures of Alex Turner, daydreaming about Alex Turner, and constantly talking about Alex Turner.

I know. I have a serious case of Alex Turnerism.

by theperceptionofperfection June 6, 2011

alex danvers

Someone who deserves the world and who has the puppy eyes in the world

Person 1: Hey did you hear Alex Danvers and Maggie Sawyer are dating

Person 2: Those two deserve the world

by Sanversdeservetheworld April 4, 2017

Alex Leyba

The name you moan when you’re just tryna get a child support check

No one would fuck Alex Leyba except Jackie, she must want a child support check!

by John Cheese Meluch April 13, 2019

Alex Jones

I don't know, but he sure doesn't like them putting chemicals in the water that turn the frickin frogs gay.

He also sells wacky supplements like SUPER MALE VITALITY and BRAIN FORCE PLUS.

Alex Jones: 'Won't you fight for your life?!'

by ThickCookingOilDrinker June 21, 2021

Alex Hirsch

The god of entertainment and imagination. His true origins are unknown, he presents us a fabrication about California, but the most popular theory is he was created when Disney noticed that they completely sucked balls and made a deal with a dream demon to make something worth watching be made. They were given an entity known as Alex Hirsch, and Gravity Falls was born.

We all went to the temple of Alex Hirsch today to present our offerings of gratitude.

by Dabster Habster August 20, 2016

alex seburn

A dirty little slam pig that deserves everything he's got coming to him.

Alex Seburn has been caught by both his parents.

by Chefsgongiveittoya December 4, 2019

Alex Green

The dick that stole my Mountain Dew.

Adjective: Describes a person who has stolen Mountain Dew

Verb: The act of stealing Mountain Dew.

That man over there, Alex Green, Alex Greened my drink from my hand

by Athirstyguy September 28, 2011