off your shit

To be a little fuckoed in the head.

Dude, after I've jammed 10 pencils in your ears, you seemed to be a tad off your shit.

by Jaggo March 22, 2004

metric shit ton

A shitload of something. Added as a new unit of the metric system in 2011. True story.

we saw a metric shit ton of wine last night haha
no kidding
in the guys basement
he had at least 10 containers of wine
each one holds about 750 litres

by snuffaluffasaur August 17, 2011

Shit on a Shingle

Wow!The roof of that house looks like S.O.S.!

by Anonymous May 28, 2003

fat shit

See bmoc

BMOC you useless fat shit.

by Jason Scott February 27, 2004

shit house

a persons stomach

my shit house is killin me like a bitch after drinkin all that cum

by dragonslayer1111 January 15, 2003

ballin ass shit

Exclamation of an object, place, action, or event as being very good or desirable. Originated in an obnoxious rant by male students at the Tyler School of Art dormitory in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.

"Yo, that chemical fire you started on the porch was some ballin ass shit!"

by Boris Blai October 9, 2006

Shit-Faced Cockmaster

/N/ One that has a face consisting of solid excretion of the anus, and is the master of all the is and related to the male genitalia.

"I hate you, you stupid shit-faced cockmaster, I think your mother went to school on raising shit-faced cockmasters, that is why you are such a shit-faced cockmaster... thank you."

by Coolio January 16, 2004