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Chris

Chris is typically a long nick giraffe ass looking motherfucker a skyscraper built body build regular people can reach Heights up to 6 feet or 6’1 he is the 14th floor no scratch that the 24th floor he’s perfect for Bodyguard work and he’s a mamón OHH and don’t let him get too drunk he might call your mama fat his dick is laughable he’s a computer and he glitches a lot and it was a Chris Who played slender man in the movie.
Jose - “yo I got rob last night ion feel safe”
Kenny - “bro I got you my cuz got dis long neck nigga name Chris as his bodyguard TRUST ME no body runnin up on that guy”
by CHRIS DAZ November 23, 2021
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Chris

Sexy ass boy that pulls bitches everyday has no girlfriend because he can’t stand hoes but is one fine ass person Chris is a very good name
Sexy boy Chris that gets all the girls
by Sexy nikka Chris November 23, 2021
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chirsten

a cool girlboss queen, if u ever meet a chirsten keep em.
i just met a chirsten and she is awesome!!
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Chris

Is either the best person to rely on or the most annoying person to rely on. But the only exception is that you can't hate them because you rely on them and they did nothing wrong.
Dammit, Chris ain't here today. Oh thank goodness, Chris is here. Chris is intimating.
by Mary chen November 23, 2021
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Chris

Chris is a guy who loves the trend of looking up your name on Urban Dictionary. He tends to think that things like that are cool because they shine through to your originality.

Chris-minded people often enjoy hanging around others who also enjoy being the center of attention.
Chris' only listen to Top 40, Beyonce, Rihanna, and occasionally Justin Bieber. They're not like other Chris...es.

Chris is also very sarcastic.
Did you see what Chris said? Humor? I'm triggered.
by john_dorian November 23, 2021
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Chris’s are knowing for being kind to animals and having big dicks.
I knew a Chris once, he had a huge cock
by CatsOne November 23, 2021
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Chris

He was a Chris in bed.
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