Twag

A moron. Used offensively most of the time.

Person A: What a twag, he thought putting a battery in a blender would be a good idea!

by larkofthesky September 25, 2011

twathead

a complete fucking idiot!!! also so annoying you wanna kill 'em

oi! twathead!


(matthew robinson )

by louise bolton September 10, 2003

twatswatter

Female version of a cockblocker.

Layla: "Susie told that guy at the club I was talking to that I had AIDS. She's such a twatswatter."

by februaryair May 17, 2009

Waffle Twat

To be used as a replacement for "Douche Bag".

A waffle twat can be any annoying person, from the frat boy at the bar dry humping some girl's leg, to your boss who won't leave you alone.

Man, that frat boy thinks he's so cool. What a waffle twat.

by hoozat?! February 15, 2010

twankie

simply refers the number twenty. like as in 20" rims, 20 dollars, 20 years..ect.

1)check him out, his sittin on twankies.
2)can you hook me up wit a twankie snack.
3)she's twankie foe.

by hightimesRgoodtimes February 28, 2004

twastard

1. Cross between a twat and a bastard.

2. Twice a bastard.

Origin - first coined in 1977 in supermarket warehouse in Lancashire, England.

Tony Blair is a useless twastard.

by Dibber April 11, 2005

twatwaddle

Vagina mudflaps that hang like turkey waddle. Hence, twatwaddle.

Bro, I couldn't find her clit for shit last night. It was buried beneath all that twatwaddle!

by PantherNY January 2, 2011