Nut Spatula

A tool used for the separation of a sweaty ball sack from the inner thigh

Man, my balls are stuck to my leg. Any chance you brought your nut spatula?

by DonnyB123 April 10, 2023

Cracked nuts

Hurting, painful testicles after a male is hit in the groin

He cracked his nuts on a railing whilst skateboarding!

He felt nuts first on the rail. He's in agony holding his cracked nuts.

by Nobli May 7, 2023

Nut Sync

When 2 or more buddies ejaculate at roughly same time and have interconnected thoughts and understanding of each other.

Guy 1: you parked the car wrong

Guy 2: no I didn’t

Guy 3: then why’s it rolling backwards?
Guy 1: that’s what I was gonna say
Guy 3 and guy 1: Nut Sync

by Over-all-killer365 March 5, 2020

Slithering Nuts

Sliding your nuts from left to right, much like a slithering snake, across a females face.

What if i slithered my nuts across a girls face in public? Call them slithering nuts.

by JakeSpecs August 6, 2020

Bear Nuts

Extremely hairy balls. Like Chewbacca dangling upside down.

Cooped upon my jockstrap, my bear nuts were quite moist.

I was going to lick his balls but they were bear nuts and I didn’t want to gag on a loose hair.

by Dick Onchin October 10, 2020

Screw the nut

Glaswegian slang meaning “be careful”, “pay attention” or “stop messing about” depending on the situation. Your “nut” is your head, or your brain, to be more precise!

“Screw the nut, ya dafty!”
…means “stop messing about, you silly person!”

by Terrysuki July 25, 2022

nut gang

people who are wanted by 50 states. we are in the gulag.. send help

shit! CALL THE COPS ITS NUT GANG!

by r1teist June 8, 2022