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Gas Plug

The sexual act in witch a male and a female are having fast,hardcore intercourse while the male is urinating into the females vagina. The male needs to stop use of the restroom for at least 24 to 48 hours to properly perform this act.
I'm happy that I gave Jenny a Gas Plug because I needed to go to the bathroom so badly.
by halla3 June 15, 2011
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Ran out of gas

Getting head from your girlfriend when your still living at home
Yo, last night I ran out of gas. Sorry I was late!
by Full Attach July 12, 2017
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"Ide gas" sindrom

Prisutnost:
Javlja se obično kod novokomponovanih pubertetlija. Sve je prisutniji i kod mladje populacije Srbije, a posebno je sramotan kada svoju naklonost toj boleštini izraze i stariji ljudi.
Posećuje zamućene umove oba pola.
Zahvata samo mozak što kasnije kroz usta i gestikulaciju izlazi na videlo.

Izraz:
Jedni od simptoma su:
- gestikulacioni izraz savijanja ruke u laktu koja je nakon izvršenog postavljena direkto preko očiju ili čela (po želji korisnika) i upored s tim govornim izrazom ispoljenim kroz parolu "reši"
- bez ustručavanja su u bilo čemu osim u rečniku gde prazna mesta ustupaju raskošnim repertoarom žargonski oformljenih reči
- imaju retku sposobnost da mnogo govore, a malo kažu (poslednja stavka po uzoru na "Ozbiljne teme")
- persone ozbiljnije zahvaćene ovim sindromom učestalo idu nekog naučiti "pameti"

Način zaraze:
Putem nekvalitetne socijalizacije!

Lek:KNJIGA (samo da je dobra)
1.
Petar:"Kako ide?"
Živan:"Ma, nikako."
Petar:"Znači, ne ide?"
Živan:"Pa, ne ide život, ali ide gas!"

2.
Petar:"Kako se zoveš?"
Marica:"Marica."
Petar:"Hah, kada te izudaram po dupetu ima da ti se presijava iz crvene u plavu!"

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Gas huffin Janice

A gas huffing hill billy woman, usually a mother. usually lurks near swamps near nuclear plants or steel mills, has yellowish to green skin along with numerous lecherous sores on her swollen body. has a hurtin' unit of a son named crusty cam, the hurtingest unit of them all, also has gas birth syndrome, giving him a large skull full of fumes with a tiny hill billy brain, fights girls. Gas huffin janice also usually always has a rag on her for huffin gas on the go
1) don't leave your car unattended, Gas huffin janice might run up with a lead pipe, beat your ass and take your gas

2)Gas huffin Janice fiends dirty dicks from mans for gasoline, or if she's lucky, that sweeeeet diesel
by prof. heisenberg November 12, 2012
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Texas Gas Chamber

Dropping some rank as flatulence while inside of a pup tent with the flaps down.
We slipped into Tijuana ford one late night Tex mex and the local donkey show. It was great till we got back to the camp site and turned the tent into a Texas gas chamber.

I couldn’t get out of the Texas gas chamber fast enough. The zipper was stuck. It smelled like hot rotten eggs.
by Dick Onchin October 17, 2020
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cowbell o' gas

When your farts make a noise other than the normal toot toot.

Initially created to fill a gaping hole in emoticons because there was no smiley for "gassy", thus ":) + /'\ " had to be used.
Please note, however: If your ass is truly making a clanging sound, you should seek immediate medical attention.
"My cowbell o' gas is ringing loudly tonight."
"Jesus! That was quite a cowbell o' gas!"
by bellybellbel February 9, 2010
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Gas Station Viking

Man from America who believes he is an ultimate Viking warrior. Due to his slight Scandinavian heritage. Typically has long thinning blond hair. And very sparse facial hair. Usually adorned with a Mjölnir necklace, and back runic tattoos.
I can’t stand him, he’s a gas station viking.
by TrashW1zard May 3, 2022
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