tabulitis

a condition characterized by electronic memory overload or human cognitive impairment, occurring when too many tabs are opened within an internet browser window as a result of attention deficit and/or multitasking

Before Evan could finish Facebook stalking his ex, reading Craigslist personals, researching important background information for a major project, writing an angry email to all those who wronged him, and finishing several pornographic movies, tabulitis set in and his laptop and brain remained frozen for many hours.

by gangsta skittle April 7, 2013

tabetiquette

The proper conduct expected while one is browsing the web on another's computer:

* do not close others' tabs
* do not modify others' tabs
* do use your own tabs (by opening a new tab)

1. "You just closed all my tabs! Haven't you ever heard of proper tabetiquette?"
2. "Hey, I was using that tab! That's a serious breach of tabetiquette."

by S-ph June 7, 2013

Tabletage

(ta-bləh-ˌtäzh) noun, transitive verb, apple of a troll's eye. When your online identity is used by someone else to troll you, via your tablet.

Susan posted: ROB IZZ DAH AOSEMIST HERSBERND EVERRR!!!

Rob commented: Thanks sweetheart, you're not so bad yourself ; )

Susan commented: Nice tabletage, nerd.

by underthegun42 June 18, 2013

Taboozy

Taboozy, the consequences of being intoxicated while at Taboo.

A pandemic running through Newcastle Students in the North of England.

A cure is yet to be found.

Taboozy. Taboo. Newcastle. Tuesday. Perdu.

I went to Waikiki and got drunk...
I went to Taboo and got Taboozy...

by MrTaboo October 22, 2013

tabvapped

The act of getting so high on "tabs" or LSD that you can't walk. Created by 3 friends from Minnesota one night it resulted from 2 random letters, favorite fruits, and underwear.

Hey guys let's get tabvapped till we become the sun

by ThatMinnesotanGuy February 2, 2014

tabbyward

A really fit bird.
Usually blonde

Mate you seen her? Shes a proper tabbyward

by 67534 February 4, 2015

Tabtyphus

Having a shitload of tabs open in your browser at the same time.

"Jeez man, this guy literally has 2000 tabs open. Typical case of tabtyphus."

by Nosejob December 28, 2015