*on phone*
John: Hey you coming out today?
George: No sorry I need to help my dad mow the lawn.
John: Stop being such a Sweaty Jizz Farmer and come out.
John: Hey you coming out today?
George: No sorry I need to help my dad mow the lawn.
John: Stop being such a Sweaty Jizz Farmer and come out.
by AfroBurglar April 30, 2009
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Girl 1: Your semen tastes funny, I want a sweaty mary
Guy 1: Im really sweaty so you can give it to me.
Guy 2: Let me put some of my jizz in it.
Guy 3: Let me put some of my jizz in it.
Guy 4: Let me put some of my jizz in it.
Guy 5: Let me put some of my jizz in it.
Girl 2: Tasty!
Guy 1: Im really sweaty so you can give it to me.
Guy 2: Let me put some of my jizz in it.
Guy 3: Let me put some of my jizz in it.
Guy 4: Let me put some of my jizz in it.
Guy 5: Let me put some of my jizz in it.
Girl 2: Tasty!
by Kinky Kong IIX August 1, 2009
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A person who typically excretes a sensible amount of moisture from the pores of the skin
This Term was founded by Sam Turner
This Term was founded by Sam Turner
by FAAAAA STUFFED November 26, 2010
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Get the swease mug.The fake "acrylic" nails you get done at a cheap nail salon, where there are rows of pedicure chairs and manicure tables next to each other, just like a sweatshop. You come in and they yell "PICK COLOR!" The manicurists go from one person to the next without break, breathing in all the chemicals. Your nails never cost more than $20-25 and are always done with unlabeled products.
These salons are usually located in a strip/mini mall with some cheesy name like New York Nails, Chan's Nails, or Spicy Nails. They are always run by Asians who look pissed to be there (usually Korean or Vietnamese), and you can just tell they are talking smack about you in their language. And there is always at least one man working there who creeps you out, who you hope you don't get.
These salons are usually located in a strip/mini mall with some cheesy name like New York Nails, Chan's Nails, or Spicy Nails. They are always run by Asians who look pissed to be there (usually Korean or Vietnamese), and you can just tell they are talking smack about you in their language. And there is always at least one man working there who creeps you out, who you hope you don't get.
Girl 1: Oooh where did you get your nails done girl?
Girl 2: Oh, you know, Diamond Nails.
Girl 1: They actually look pretty good for sweatshop nails
Girl 2: Yeah, but they totally butchered my cuticle with the drill.
Girl 1: You get what you pay for.
Girl 2: Oh, you know, Diamond Nails.
Girl 1: They actually look pretty good for sweatshop nails
Girl 2: Yeah, but they totally butchered my cuticle with the drill.
Girl 1: You get what you pay for.
by offya January 3, 2012
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Guy 2- Yeah, it's because she totally sweats me.
Guy 2- Yeah, it's because she totally sweats me.
by akdre April 17, 2009
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