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cold stone creamery

The best ice cream store ever. You can order whatever you want and they will mix your ice cream flavor with whatever candy, fruits or nuts you want to make the only real "custom ice cream".
Lets go to Cold Stone Creamery tonight and get great fucking ice cream.
by Jmagnus November 1, 2007
mugGet the cold stone creamerymug.

Georgia Guide Stones

Yo that creepy girl must have spawned from the Georgia Guide Stones.
by Swisp September 22, 2009
mugGet the Georgia Guide Stonesmug.

stone-perfect environment

A place or situation with surroundings or events that would be better experienced high on marijuana. Some common stone-perfect environments include your local fair, the airport, the DMV/DOL and your place of employment.
Duder 1: "Why are we waiting in the parking lot?"

Duder 2: "Cuz me and Rich gotta blaze it up first dude. You down?"

Duder 1: "Sure I guess."

Rich: "That a boy!"

Duder 1: "Dude the fair is like the stone-perfect environment. Watch out dude there's some leprechauns!"

Duder 2: "Shut up man! I'm tripping balls right now."
by westfalia January 13, 2010
mugGet the stone-perfect environmentmug.

blood from a stone

An unlikely event requiring much effort.
Trying to get you to find a job is like trying to get blood from a stone.
by Gumba Gumba August 4, 2004
mugGet the blood from a stonemug.

Cold Stone Creamery

A sex act in which the male shits and freezes his shit. The man's woman then puts the frozen shit in a condom. The woman then uses the rock hard shit condom as a dildo and fucks the shit out of the man. After a few minutes of anal play, the shit is partially melted. The couple then eat the half melted shit condom like a popsicle.
My wife and I Cold Stone Creameried then shared the delicious treat.
The three 50 year olds had a fun time Cold Stone Creamerying in the back of a stolen Camry.
by kongbongokcool April 29, 2020
mugGet the Cold Stone Creamerymug.

STONED AS HARD AS JOSH

when you are so stoned to the point where you can compare how stoned you are to how hard Joshua's muscles are
WOW THAT DUDES STONED AS HARD AS JOSH
by Intoxicants May 24, 2021
mugGet the STONED AS HARD AS JOSHmug.

Stone face savage

A faceless expression with little to no emotion behind

Mention less face expression
After the samurai had killed the beast he just stood there with no face Expression, it were as if he was a stone face savage
by Sir_Sensei October 15, 2021
mugGet the Stone face savagemug.

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