Beaner Speedball

Railing a line of Adderall, while on Valium. Referred to as, "beaner," because a real Speedball is heroin and coke, adderall representing coke, while valium is substituting heroin.

I snorted two lines of addy an hour after popping three valium, the beaner speedball fucked me up for english class.

by adavvgum May 26, 2010

speed bagging

The act of quickly tea bagging individuals from a high speed carousel.

Cooter was successfully speed bagging at least 9 people from the merry go round! Did you see that?!

Man! I was standing too close to the merry go round and got hit upside the head by that speed bagging fool!

by Penelope Storm July 5, 2012

speed bumps

a Homosexual slang word for Hemorrhoids

"Armando's Speed Bumps hurt me pretty bad last night"

by LiquidSteal April 12, 2006

speed squeeze

A super quick dump. Brought on by one of two methods: Either you eat a lot of Mexican food, or you can grease your bum before you start for faster poop completion.

Guy: I took a speed squeeze today.
Boy: You mean you were constipated?
Guy: No, I used Vaseline to make it go by faster.

by Walker Watson July 28, 2006

Speed Fudging

Much like speed dating, only for promiscuous homosexual fellas that like life in the fast lane.

Oooh, check out me new Y-Backs i've just bought for when I go out speed fudging tonight, easy access and stylish too!

by Dickie Brooks October 3, 2007

the sunflower seeds

These small damn seeds that get spit into the air, and onto the floor of the chevy. Get stored in the cup holder.

1) What was that!? Oh that was just the sunflower seeds flying

2) Why is he spitting damn seeds on the floor

3) What the shit is his problem. That seed is stuck in my ear drum

by Alonzo Defonzo December 9, 2008

Speed Boating

When you grab a girls breasts, put your face in them and go 'BRRRRRRRRRRRRR' while shaking your head from side to side.

I feel like Speed Boating her.

by MLTZER September 22, 2009