Shingle Mingler

The shingle mingler is when a person uses crushed glass as an alternative for lube during anal intercourse.

Leave me alone! Don't force me or I'll shingle mingler your sorry ass. I mean it! Don't you push me grandpa.

by Ichis crowtum November 6, 2023

jingle shingles

Any made-up illness used to get sick days around the holiday season.

Elf 1: Man, it sucks that Christmas is in the middle of the week this year. I don't want to have to take vacation days just to travel.
Elf 2: Just call in with a case of the jingle shingles.
Elf 1: Nah man, you need a doctor's note. I'll have a better chance using holly jolly herpes.

by teknik December 21, 2013

Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016

Marc Singer

a white kid who over uses the word ""NIGGER"" and yells at his parents when they walk in front of his tv when he plays forknife. he is very stupid and beats his meat to child porn on the dark web

"Marc Singer?", "oh yeah that faggot", "why", "He called me a nigger while he was jacking off to child porn,"

by Ali--a September 24, 2018

virtue singling

The act of adding political causes to one's dating profile in an attempt to weed out partners of the opposite political persuasion and to assert you own political purity.

Man, look at all the hashtags in this girl's profile

Eh, she's just virtue singling

by Uaski February 17, 2023

ur uncle has shingles

The only acceptable response to “your granny tranny”

Tim: “ur granny tranny”

Jesus: “ur uncle has shingles”

Tim: *contracts crabs*

by Josef Stalin’s March 15, 2018

Quandavious roof shingleston

A man who steals roof tiles and absorbs them to make his skin into a defensive layer for protection

Dude Quandavious roof shingleston took my shingles again

by DEPOT TECHNO April 16, 2022