shakespear dick

very old dick looks like it came from 1609

you got a shakespear dick!

by cockmunchermcgee January 12, 2015

shake that ham

V: To jiggle one's buttocks, typically used as a pick-up line

Ex: Hey baby, mind if I shake that ham?

by Colonel Muffdog February 12, 2015

Shakespeare'in

Sex so good it causes seizures.

Me and my girl were going going at it last night and next thing I know I'm in the hospital. Apparently her pussy was so good it caused me to have a seizure. She called it "shakespeare'in"

by Swooshmandm April 28, 2015

Shake and Splash

The act of "shaking" yours or your partners penis till you or your partner climaxes in a paddling pool.
The "shaker" then puts on a pair of speedos and a snorkel and dives into the paddling pool, causing water and ejaculate to splash onto the "shakee".

I gave him an absolute belter of a Shake and Splash.

by Anonguy21735 June 13, 2016

shakery

A shop or place dedicated to making milkshakes.

I brought this apple milkshake from the nearby shakery.

by Searchfire November 20, 2016

shake the snake

Just another definition for jerking off, wanking, masturbating - whatever you wanna call it.

"Man, I´m so horny I´d hump that fat MILF over there"
"Shit, you´re gross. I´d rather shake the snake then climbing on that"

by Pope on Dope November 28, 2016

shake my other hand

Jerk me off it suck my dick used as more of a metaphor not in an actual sexual situation

Dad: go do the dishes

Me : fuck you shake my other hand

by Pussy eating champion February 10, 2017