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Person 1: What did you do last night
Person 2: Your mom, her and I had a lot of sex
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me: hey babe, wanna have sex her: no fuck off.
by ILOVEHIMAWARI April 21, 2021
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Something you wish you were having instead of getting off to Urban Dictionary definitions.
Urban dictionary: I crawl over to you, naked. You look at me with lust in your eyes imagining what you want to do with me. I finally rest my head between your legs, looking up at you, pleading for you to have passionate sex with me...

Your mom: BILLY! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU READING?! JEFF GET THE BELT!
by xx.Heidi.xx May 3, 2021
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Sex is like math
You add the bed
Subtract the clothes
Divide the legs
And pray you don't multiply
Guy 1 to Guy 2: Sarah and I were remembering high school math last night when we were having sex. We went at it like wild monkeys!
by Corn-Sizzurp May 20, 2021
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1. Something determined by the 23rd chromosome pair in a cell, determining the individual’s role in the act. Often referred to as “gender”, though usually informally.
2. The process needed to combine gametes and create a new organism.
3. A word that makes the immature hysterically chortle, and the subject of the most overused and unfunny jokes known to man.
1. For “sex”, please write “male” or “female”, and not “yes”.
2. Do I need to explain what sex is? You’ve managed to access this site, looking up any old word has probably taught you some physically-impossible way of doing it.
3. If I hear one more sex joke, I’m either going to put on an Abbott and Costello movie and cry or blow my brains out with a sawed-off shotgun I just so happened to have with me.
For the love of God, grow up!
by boomer dude September 6, 2023
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sex is how to make a girl pregnant
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its either these two:
1.Your gender obviously , (am I right?)
Or

2.they just fuckin and fuckin with different positions until he explode the cum in ya pussy
example 1:
The interviewer:whats your sex
You:Male, Sigma Male for exact
Example 2
John:yeah your pussy is tight yeah take that! You sexy shut!
Daisy:yeah ugh ugh fill my puasy with your seed
John:your wish is my command ms
Daisy:YEAHHHHHH LIKE THAT YOUR HITTING IT RIGHT!

JOHN:WANT TO EXPLODE MY JIZZ IN YO PUSSY?
DAISY:YEAH YES YES! I WANT YOUR FRICKING CUM IN MY PUSSY
JOHN:OK COUSIN
by Vampix#69 December 1, 2021
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