Robert Pattinson

Robert Pattinson aka R-Patz, Rob Patz, or whatever else you want to call him, is a British actor. He is fantastically GORGEOUS. His eyes are gorgeous, his hair is gorgeous, his face is just plain gorgeous, his lips are gorgeous, his cheekbones are gorgeous, his laugh is gorgeous, his singing voice is gorgeous, the way he plays the piano is gorgeous and even his WALK is gorgeous. No, I'm not exaggerating. He also has the hottest voice on the entire planet.

He has starred in Harry Potter but also in Twilight and Little Ashes, where he appeared naked. He is probably best known for playing Edward Cullen in Twilight.

I think it's funny how guys call him gay. It's obvious they're just jealous that he has millions of girls chasing him.

* A Guy watches Twilight, and thinks Robert Pattinson is amazingly good looking, but decides to act manly and doesn't admit it *

- Goes on urban dictionary and writes a horrible definition -
something along the lines of:
"Robert Pattinson is a gay fag who has an awful laugh and plays an ugly fake guy in Twilight, the worst film I've ever seen"

by sothelionfellinlovewiththelamb July 19, 2009

Robert

A male who is so obsessed with himself and photography that he doesn't realize that those around him cannot stand being around him and only use him for a ride to places. His photography isn't great and he never sends you the pictures. He is also very arrogant even though he has a large nose and a black woman ass.

Sarah didn't send her friends pictures from their graduation, so her friends said to her:
"gosh sarah, you're being such a robert!!"

by msmsn June 13, 2009

Robert

Little Gamer kid who doesn't take shit from no-one. good at math... terrible with homework. give or take 4 things that matter to him; Family, Friends, Career/School, and less than the others himself. Weird colored more or less brown eyes can be cold and unforgiving at times but soft and friendly at others. reletivly forgiving... I'd avoid pissing him off though as he has a tendency to blow-up when he takes too much shit. Generally arch enemies with a Josh though exceptions have been noted. all in all nice kid who spends more time thinking than he should.

Person 1: Who's that kid in our class who never does his homework on time?
Person 2: Ah that's Robert

Person 1: did you see that guy? He didn't take shit from any of the bullies even Josh!
Person 2: Yeah I know it's Robert!

by The Reletivly un-noticed May 4, 2013

robert

A fine sexy man that only hott girls find attractive.

-Has rosy cheeks.
-And hott hairy legs.

Hott girl: That robert is one hot guy.
Ugly girl: ew he is ugly.

by ahyeeeeeees . March 6, 2010

robertas

A really annoying guy that you will call upon to do your bidding

Robertas cum here now

by Big fat definitely nota cerise December 8, 2017

roberto

a breed of stupid people that usually mates with other breeds of even idiotic people called “sleepy”

melvin: says something intellectual like she always do

roberto: *wacky memes*

by melvintheelephant May 2, 2019

Robert Gordon’s College

Good school which most people think is posh which is really not 48% chav 48.5% nice 0.5% weirdo and 2% nerd

Robert Gordon’s College, means to be a normal person and civilised but slightly Chavy

Hey did you see that guy from rover Gordon’s college? He’s insane

by Bedifdsre March 31, 2019