Forbidden pudding

Forbidden Pudding (noun): A humorous and slightly off-putting term for the thick, yellowish-green phlegm that emerges during a severe cold or flu. This term highlights the gelatinous, pudding-like consistency of the phlegm, which, despite its name, is anything but edible.

See also: Forbidden Custard – a similar term, often used interchangeably, but usually referring to the more fluid, runny variety of nasal phlegm.

"I was feeling a bit better this morning, but then I coughed up some chunky Forbidden Pudding."
"There's nothing like a bout of Forbidden Pudding to remind you you're still sick."

by TheJusticeBear November 14, 2023

pudding sniffer

Some who adores the smell of semen

Have you heard that Adriana is Pudding sniffer

by Blanaba King March 22, 2016

sheet pudding

When a man pulls out and the semen gets on the sheets and she licks it up.

She enjoyed slurping up the sheet pudding!

by anonymous January 29, 2021

Monkey pudding

The ejaculate of a post vasectomy male.

I walked in on Scott as he shot his monkey pudding all over Reubens chest.

by Monkeypuddin February 23, 2019

Pudding lips

An insult to a girl that’s blonde

Paige has pudding lips

by Beastmonster123 December 22, 2020

Pud

The humid swamp located south of the sack, and north of the poohole.

Dougal was caught picking pubes out of his teeth after a night spent tongue punching zacks inflamed pud.

by Nathan clyde January 26, 2025

pud target

A girl whos face you would like to spunk on.

Did you see Roxy tonight?She might as well have written PUD TARGET on her face with a sharpie.

by dongis October 29, 2008