White Privilege

When white people think everyone owes them something because they have granted themselves access to everything for so long.

Having white skin in America affords more opportunities with less struggle.

His white privilege made him feel entitled to an explanation for not receiving a refund without a receipt of purchase.

More doors open with less effort for white people due to white privilege.

Both men were caught with copious amounts of weed on them, but the white accused received a lesser charge due to white privilege.

by KUSHKUNDALINI September 7, 2021

Haircut privilege

Anyone who is getting a hair gets to choose what seat he or she sits in.

He sat in the front for his haircut privilege.

by Martin Letevi September 18, 2021

Menstrual priviledge

A form of priviledge you’re entitled to when you’re on your period. It means people have to be nicer to you, let you use the bathroom whenever you want, let you eat whenever you want and basically have to do everything you say so you won’t get irritated.

Sara’s on her period, we have to be nice to her because now she has menstrual priviledge.

by Amensister October 7, 2021

leo privilege

someone who is white but is so black and gets away with certain activities (is to groovy, really black, gets funky with it)

matt- nah dick you can’t be saying all this brotha

leo- leo privilege man

by some certified hood nigga October 17, 2021

Mansion privilege

When you live in or around mansions (or mcmansions) for most of your life that you forgot what regular houses look like and think that everyone lives in a mansion.

No, not everyone lives in a mansion... you have mansion privilege!

by x15 November 8, 2021

Smurfy Privates

Smurfy Privates is a condition that one is blessed with after they have received cunnilingus from somebody who has eaten too many berrymans fizzy blue babies.

I was up at Reginald's yesterday, we were eating fizzy blue babies - they were so peng!! Then all of a sudden I look down and I have got a smurfy willy. He looked up at me proudly, "It has been my life long dream to give someone Smurfy Privates."

by kamikamila January 5, 2022

rectal privateer

A way of saying butt pirate while in the company of those who are against foul language.

"I don't like that guy, he's a rectal privateer."

by The worst English student January 20, 2022