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pizza

best meal in the world. Vegetarians will snap out of their near-deadly ways to get 1 slice of the meal Italy invented
G1: Dude, i just had this pizza slice, wanna try?
G2: No way man, i'm a vegetarian
G1: That's false man, try it! it's good!
G2: no, i'd rather eat tofu
G1: that last serving of tofu you ate was nothing but pizza! goes with everything!
G2: GIVE ME THAT SLICE!!!
by your best idiot March 16, 2010
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cum-on-a-pizza

cum-on-a-pizza is a masturbation game that guys play, similar to cum-on-a cookie, except all the guys jack off on a large pepperoni pizza and the last dude to have a cumgasm, has to eat the cummiest piece of pizza -- and the guys keep doing that until the pizza is gone.
We played cum-on-a-pizza and I kept losing, so I had to eat a lot of cummy pizza -- yum!
by USAF Cadet October 11, 2020
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Pizza Hut

Pizza chain. Started by Henry L. Greaseball. Often known to serve, utterly disgusting food. Home of the Grease-Pizza.
Hey Luigi... My Pizza Hut food tastes like bum, and that guy at the other table is dead.
by LateralProff August 7, 2003
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cheese pizza

pizza with cheese on it. a layer of crust, with tomato sauce on top and then cheese.
Joe: "hey lets go get some pizza"

Jerry: "alright, what type should we get?"

Joe: "I'm thinking just a plain cheese pizza"
by MizFitt December 10, 2012
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Pizza Pillows

Pizza Rolls.
Commonly enjoyed at high temperatures by retards.
by MYHAMEISJONAS456464 December 20, 2008
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Pizza

A vegetable consisting of many other vegetables and bread.
I'm on a diet, so I should just get pizza.
by bitterkiwi November 19, 2011
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Pizza in the Oven

Another way of saying, "Having sex.", where "Pizza" means "Penis/Cock", and "Oven" means "Vagina/Pussy".
"Dude, I totally put my Pizza in the Oven with her, last night."
by benetha619 September 29, 2014
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