Skip to main content

boone's farm slush puppy

A poopy explosion brought on by drinking too much Boone's Farm in which the desecration happens on the feet.
"Man, I brought this girl back from the bar and she Boone's Farm Slush Puppy (ied) all over me."
by SLUTPUPPY69 May 31, 2018
mugGet the boone's farm slush puppymug.

farm harder

The act of sneaking into a local farm yard and inserting your penis into one of the animals. Preferably a pig or horse. Once you are about to ejactualte one must shout “farm harder”
What did you get up to last night mate?

Snuck into the local farmers field for a game of farm harder. What a great looking horse.
by Lordofbants June 16, 2018
mugGet the farm hardermug.

Farm Fresh

Underage girls from the rural parts of Issan who get shipped into prostitution in the gogo bars and beer bars of Pattaya and Bangkok. Most avoid wearing make-up, as the intention is to appear innocent, inexperienced and ripe for sexual gratification.
"Johnny, check out that Farm Fresh chatting to the fat old-guy over there. No way is she even 16, let alone 18."

"Yea, you're probably right. I doubt that guy cares how old she is. He'll take her back, break her in, and then move onto the next one. The filty pervert!"
by Neil-Iger January 8, 2022
mugGet the Farm Freshmug.

Food Farming

Food Farming is the act of eating food in a way that shows signs of OCD. The perpetrator will carefully farm “perfect” bites of food while simultaneously evening out the rest of their plate. Food Farmers often smooth out their food or make small rows on their plate.
“Luke.... you’re Food Farming again. Eat like a normal person
by Aew December 16, 2019
mugGet the Food Farmingmug.

New Farm Mum

A New Farm Mum, or as the south side of Brisbane calls them, a Bulimba Mum, is a mother who naturally marries a young man, bound to be successful. These mother's drive range rovers, give their children posh names and send them to either All Hallow’s School or St. Joseph’s College, Gregory Terrace. The name "New Farm” comes from the north side suburb of New Farm, in Brisbane, Queensland, Australia. The suburb is believed to be the wealthiest in the north side, and hence, is associated with these wealthy mothers. Although these mothers are thought to be privileged, the public perception on them is slowly changing to one of respect. Many believe these mothers are solely responsible for creating and raising the elite and aristocracy of Australia, and therefore, are responsible for creating the bright future Australia is bound to have. A New Farm Mum is an insult and a compliment at the same time.
She is such a New Farm Mum.

Oh, nah yeah, my mum is a total New Farm Mum.

What’s my chosen career path? Well obviously a New Farm Mum.
by That Scoalable Guy November 28, 2018
mugGet the New Farm Mummug.

Farm Emo

Use to be country music now its been internationally recognized as farm emo.
sandy: im bout to go listen to some country! YE HAW!!

SpongeBob: i thought that was farm emo now sandy?

Patrick: whats country i only heard of farm emo? Where am i? Who are you people!
by Banthapoodoo September 16, 2023
mugGet the Farm Emomug.

Raisin Farm

Grandpa forgot his pants again. Probably time to ship him off to the raisin farm.
by Randall Stephens April 4, 2016
mugGet the Raisin Farmmug.

Share this definition