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john heder

Person: John Heder is so poprockin'
Other person: His name is Jon, dickweed
by the raconteurs August 31, 2008
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John Cringe

The inventor of cringe. He invented cringe right around the time god made Gabe.
by The wandoman May 30, 2020
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Urp John

A man only obsessed with sex, named after the character from call me Kevin's sims 4 series, whose only goal in life was to reproduce
That guys a real urp John, eh?
by LesKen February 9, 2019
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john thicc

when you are playing fortnite and you find a "very attractive" outfit
oh boy that skin is a john thicc
by OOTIS BOOTIS March 22, 2019
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John Redcorn

A Native American middle-aged man who makes raunchy and self-fetishizing posts for clout on social media, to attract unsuspecting women. They typically are narcissists with no shame, putting it all out there, and do not care to portray harmful stereotypes. They are the fantasy of every white lady who watched "Dances with Wolves", and think that could be them, except John Redcorn's are womanizers and not looking for anything serious.

It's a reference to John Redcorn a Puebloan, who was the lover of Nancy Gribble and father of their love child, Joseph, in the animated series "King of the Hill".
Kuiahuitl on TikTok is always posting thirst traps for the white gaze, he's such a John Redcorn.

Did you see the latest @Modern_Warrior scandal? He's been womanizing like a real John Redcorn, and even worse for years!

Hey! Leave those white women alone, Stop being a John Redcorn and settle with a nice girl!
by Slapstick3 March 16, 2022
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John Bill

a john bill is another name for a joint or spliff first used in ireland by a group known as the ard na greine rockers who use the word john before many other words because its fuckin funny and bill comes from the term billy bifter or spliff...putting the two together gives us john bill which is one of many amazing terms used by ther ard na greine rockers...the old term for john bill was sean william
by paul croke November 6, 2008
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John Morris

A dumbass racist white dude with crooked teeth.
by Random dick weed June 14, 2019
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