Monoblogger

v.

One who keeps a blog that no one reads.

"Have you read that monobloggers blog about doing the laundry?"

"No."

This is my 15th journal entry, and I have yet to recieve any comments that are not my own. I am such a monoblogger.

by zatyr123 April 9, 2010

monorant

talking to yourself in a long rant with no one listening

In a chat room, I monorant:

Me: So, dude, I was talking to her and she asked me what I thought about her hair. WTH, you can never win by answering that question. Since I have discovered some wisdom, I have learned to say "whatever style you currently are wearing, baby." That never works either. She gets mad and tells me I don't love her anymore. She actually started to tear up a little. So, I had to take a different direction and tell her that she looked hot (even though I really liked her hair longer). Isn't that just like a chick dude? Bro? Bro, you there?

by Silver Fox Chad November 12, 2010

Monomatopoeia

Noun/: a separate world within a world that could only exist in an individual's imagination. A combination of the fear of being alone and a confusing statement that is hard to grasp (onomatopoeia) such as reality.
Root prefix: monophobia- the fear of being alone

Onomatopoeia- A word that imitates the sound it represents

I wasnt sure which monomatopoeia i was in when I jumped off the building and woke up in a separate world.

by Monophobe August 20, 2011

Monogamytheist

A conglomerate of the words monogamy and monotheist, which mean one partner and one God, respectively. A monogamytheist is someone who worships, glorifies, and generally never shuts up about their significant other. Often either ignorant of or in denial of the aforementioned partners flaws, the monogamytheist may not even have that good of a relationship with their partner, but treats it like a 60-year marriage.

Omg, Jack never stops talking about all the stuff he and his girlfriend did together, what a monogamytheist!

by SCAREY October 26, 2015

Monologue

What the spotlight-hungry theatre kids wish to do every day in class

Jim: wow, I really hope we do monologues today!!
Priscilla: why, so you can get all of that attention your dad never gave you, you mentally fucked uncircumcised foreskin?

by PretzelBob June 24, 2019

monoprice

What there is a crap ton of ads for on urban dictionary right now

dude, why are there so many monoprice ads on urban dictionary
idk, don't they sell like 3d printers or somthing?
ya

by lightbulb5x April 23, 2019

Monoseatologiphiliaphobia

The fear of people who love studying one legged chairs.

Todd has Monoseatologiphiliaphobia, which is why he stays away from Monoseatologiphiles.

by SiloueOfUlrin November 23, 2019