Nova Men

A fairly uncommon pornographic magazine whose central focus is homosexual men striking poses with various Chevrolet Novas being used as backdrops for every scene. "Nova Men" appeals primarily to homosexual men who are automotive performance enthusiasts, and to also has a small fanbase of former and current Chevrolet Nova owners. This group of fans is centered primarily in the metro area of Portland, Oregon and stretches into the capitol city of Salem. Reportedly there are an extremely small number of subscriptions to the magazine still in existence due to legally binding contractual agreements that have not expired, and supposedly, if you look hard enough in the Portland/Salem area you may find a current issue laying around your local mechanic's shop.

Wow, Chuck really needs to get over his Chevy Nova, it's not cool, comfortable, or fast, and he's been sitting in it reading the latest issue of Nova Men for the last two hours. Last week he was totally naked except for his crash helmet when he ran the quarter mile, just because some stupid article in Nova Men said it would help improve his launch.

by Toyota Supra, Kawasaki Ninja, October 7, 2008

Pres men

Big bullermen

Pres men like playing soggy buiscuit

by Idk who dis is February 7, 2020

Haitian men

They won’t cheat on ya, will take care of u. They are super faithful. They know how to cook and will always make u happy no matter what happens. They always take care of their families when there’s something wrong, you’ll never find a better man and dick u down real good.

Girl 1: Is he taking care of u?
Girl 2: Yea girl Haitian men are the best he always makes me happy.
Girl 1: I’m boutta get a Haitian man too!!
Girl 2: do ur thing girl they are super faithful and are incomparable.

by Widney Coma August 31, 2019

The bat of all men

Batman's super, more cool, hip dee dee hop, outrageous, better, more dudeful sidekick.

Where's batman?
Who cares, heres THE BAT OF ALL MEN!
No, that is a bat on a poster of a naked ma.. EUGHH!

by ANDATOLIP June 18, 2003

Three Wise Men

Come on now. It's when you put your three boys, (index, middle, ring finger) into your girl. Use your index to flip the switch in the girl. the middle and ring are in a 'come here' motion. Trust me, after performing this. You will be loved, adored and cared for some time. A REALLY LONG TIME. Hence why the three wise men are that, the wisest.

No need to say, "Hey, I just pulled a three wise men."
"How did she like it?"
"We woke up she bought me breakfast, shoes, clothes, and a spiffy new watch."
"No fucking way, with what again?"
"Mother fuckin' three wise men, yo."

by The Dude Named The Guy May 29, 2008

kill all men

a movement that doesnt mean literally kill all men
kill all men means to kill the majority of men

and the majority of men is the ones who rape , torture , kill , etc ( check statistics )
if men werent the top reasons for murder , suicide , torture , rape , and csa/m , we wouldnt need this movement
if you think the kill all men movement's goal is to literally kill all men , youve been on twitter and tiktok way too much

rape victim: kill all men
rapist: oh youre actually the bad person for believing that
rape victim: kill all men actually means to just kill douchebags like you

by lixxi June 7, 2023

Pint Men

A group of men who consume an abundance of pints collectively on a regular basis

Man - "Oh look over there it's Will, Randy, Murph, Rod, J-dawg, Higlad and CKIII"

Woman - "Oh yes they are the pint men of Naas. They have been known to each consume 30 pints or more in a day. CKIII isn't as strong as the others though"

by W131190 August 30, 2018