long island

Despite everyone thinking were all a bunch of rich snobs from New York Long Island is a pretty mixed place in some areas or a bunch of white douchebags in others. Assholes from Southwestern Suffolk wish they lived in the east end and people in Nassua wished they lives in the city. Some people are obseesed with their dumbass boats or clamming or lagoons wherever they are and some smoke pot behind Dunkin Donuts at three in the morning. The girls are obsessed with there Coach bags and monogram wallets and guys with their Nike Dunks or Vans. The white people call towns like North Lindenhurst, Copiague, and Freeport "the ghetto" and the Hispanic people in those areas agree even if they own three million pairs of Jordans, sidekicks, iPods, and Gucci sunglasses. Like zero amount of Asians but alot live in Kings County. Half the Island doesnt know where China or Brazil is and most like to call themselves Italian when they look pale pasty Irish/German all over. A bunch of fake Italian/Chinese/Mexican/Japanese restaurants dot the area.

If You Live On Long Island Chances Are You're...

Emo
Annoying Emo
Skater dude
Wannabe Skater dude
Acid tripping skaters
Preppy girl
Preppy guy
Douchbag Preppy guy
Ugly preppy girl
Italiano/a
Wannabe Italiano/a
Guidos
Guidas
Trashy Bridge and Tunnel crowd (transplants from New Jersey)
Meterosexual Sicilian

Meterosexual Hispanic
Meterosexual Polish/Czech/Russian/Ukrainian/Belarussian/Croatian
Meterosexual Asian
Those people that wear "Kiss Me I'm Irish" tees/sweats
Annoying American white girls who are obsessed with Hollister and their GPAs and going to Princeton
Wannabe MS13/Latin King gangsters
Wannabe Crips/Bloods gangster
Wannabe Born To Kill gangster
Nike Dunk wearing Dominican loser
Bougies
Pot smokers
Raver
Screamo band person

Mike: Hey Heather where are you from?

Heather: Long Island

Mike: I know a guy there he was a douchebag who drove a Ferari.

by llola July 24, 2009

long day

When you stay up for two or 3 or 4+ days in a row. Usually from drug use. to you it just becomes one long day. And it usually requires 24 hours of straight sleep to begin to recover.

Dont bother Bryon now. Gheesh hee's been sleeping for 12 hours now. Yeah he's recovering from the "long day" he'll be sleeping for at least 12 more hours.

by bigpolecharlotte April 27, 2006

long walk home

when you get a case of blue balls and end up walking home at 3a.m.

So, how was you date with Sarah lastnight? Well, let's just say it was a long walk home. Damn, you bought that bitch flowers and everything!!

by Naturalbornhater August 15, 2005

Long 1337

People who type 1337 (Shortened versions of words, i.e. tht is frkin awsum, thx.) but actually extend the word, not shorten it.

1337: tht is frkin awsum, thx. ths wil go gr8 wit my cokies

Long 1337: thhat iss frkin awsumm, thnx. thiis wil go gr88 withh mah cookiees.

by haloman332 February 28, 2010

Long Beach (NY) Grape Fest

1. n. When a guy puts a large number grapes in his mouth than spits them out into girl's vagina and proceeds to crush them in their with his schlong.

2. n. When a girl puts a large number grapes in her vagina than takes them out and puts them in a guy's ass and proceeds to crush them in their with her strap-on.

3. n. When a girl feeds a guy grapes while watching the Super Bowl (in the same way as Cameron Diaz feeding Alex Rodriguez in Super Bowl XLV)

4. n. When a guy puts a large number grapes in his mouth than spits them out into another guy's ass and proceeds to crush them in their with the first guy's schlong.

5. n. When a person sticks grapes in one of their body's holes and then takes them out and puts them in someone's mouth and crushes them with either a strap-on or a schlong usually used after lost bets.

The guy gave the girl a Long Beach (NY) Grape Fest and she was queefing out grape skin for a month.

After Kyle lost the bet to Alec he was scarred for life after Alec made him have the Long Beach (NY) Grape Fest preformed on him.

by Eye Lik Dong March 1, 2011

long division

A sinister way that teachers normally ask to solve a problem. Involves division questions that are usually easy enough to do in your head but with long division may take up 10 or more sheets of paper.

Student 1: "Hey man did you finish that last question on the exam?"
Student 2: "Nah, it was long division"
Student 1: "Yeah I feel the same way"

by Mathalete November 5, 2013

Long Island

A great island right outside of New York City which even contains two of the Boroughs of NYC (Queens and Brooklyn) I was born in queens then moved to south shore of Nassau County. Everyone on here is right when they say you go to school and realize what a great place it is. I currently live in Pennsylvania, and have yet to come across some good appropriately priced food, flat terrain to walk on instead of hills everywhere, warmer winters, cooler summers, decent educated not ignorant people and more. It is a great place to live with having the greatest city in the world practically in your backyard. When you visit or live here then you can judge for yourself. Yeah we are all spoiled, self righteous, and enjoy good culture and cuisine, all you people from elsewhere can sue us for it. Also a place to get some of the best weed ever for some decent prices.

PA College Student from PA: So man where are you from? I am from the great town of Stroudsburg PA.

PA College Student from LI: Oh wow that sucks I am from Long Island which is right outside of New York City, greatest place ever.

by UnknownMan4411 February 10, 2010