fuck johnson

1. realizing you failed to do a certain task by its deadline
2. getting dicked over
3. feelings towards anyone you may know named johnson

Fuck johnson! I forgot to send Jim the e-mail. I was supposed to do it yesterday.

Fuck johnson! How the hell did Bill get picked before me?

by diddy784 August 3, 2007

Betsy Johnson

aka Blow Job if only initials read.

Also meaning Felatio

Girl1: Marcus got a Betsy Johnson from Laura!
Girl2: that slut!

by ongi March 20, 2009

Johnson County

A place where theres rednecks and rich people. I think thats where Lenexa and Overland park are

I live in lawrence kansas 30 miles west of Johnson County.

by The Alex July 2, 2005

johnsonville

Town in the middle of New Zealand, suffered many maraudings.

" lets go to jville and maraud"

by butch March 29, 2005

Johnson Controls

The components that regulate the suction action of a penis enlargement device. Often mistaken for Semen's Boner Technology.

I got a big stiffy, thanks to Johnson Controls.

by kdbamaman November 18, 2012

Shmiterick Johnson

ahh yes, the definition for such an individual as this kid, whose name began in our high school foods class which was taught by a VERY HOT young women whose name i can't reveal because she is the shit and she's hot, any way, a definition is impossible to put into words,but i'll try...
crazy, wonbledorfing, trout snorting, river jumping, snootersluging, prestinort, nut who is in the band RAMBLECHANT, road waves

schmiterick johnson izzle

by sampson420ex October 6, 2004

Mammy Johnson

This term originates in Knoxville, Tn by way of Jacksboro, Tn. It refers to getting caught masturbating in the morning by your mother when she is bringing you lunch money.

Josh got Mammy Johnson'd this morning before work. I bet he's gonna have an awkward dinner.

by Ashley P. March 30, 2009