Dirty John

We dont speak of Dirty John, he comes up behind you when you're in a bush.

We dont speak about Dirty John

by UrbanKai April 16, 2021

Pastor Johning

Destroying one's body with holy cum.

I was Pastor Johning my girlfriend all last night.

by ghslwhikebuk158849 January 07, 2016

john wei

this person is big, I mean BIG, like a horse.

john wei collapsed my genitals because he's so enormous/BIG.

by Big Thiccccccc Sexual John Wei August 13, 2018

John Ramboing

to John Rambo; killing large amounts of people fast

I was John Ramboing in battle.

by Cheeto Bag July 16, 2009

john jam

he is a youtuber and he likes is good af

hi john jam you are a good person

by john jammy December 31, 2021

john heder

Misspelled version of Jon Heder.

Person: John Heder is so poprockin'
Other person: His name is Jon, dickweed

by the raconteurs May 24, 2006

Johning Session

A word used mostly down south in Louisiana to describe a group of people just getting together and making jokes about each other. Note: These motherfucker can get real as fuck if you don't like someone!

Girl 1 : Your momma over here looking like a color purple reject!
Crowd: Ahhh damn son!
Girl 2: Your just mad cause your daddys more twisted than bobby brown's jaw!
Crowd: Ohhhhh!

This is what we in Louisiana like to call a Johning session

by Ceezyfbaby17 December 28, 2010