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Joe Math

An extensive form of math that takes a years of practice and understanding to master. The equation for Joe Math is, 2 + 2 = Chair.
Man, my friend just wowed me with is abilities in Joe Math.
by bggreenw1 August 29, 2016
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Sixpack Joe

Sarah Palin's example of 'Average Joe.' Nobody else in the world uses this phrase.
'Ask any hockey mom or Sixpack Joe about the economy...'
by omgomgomg12345 January 16, 2009
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Joe Quick

The most bad-a$$ mo fo there is, he's so sure of it he don't care if he says his name a million times...he just wants you to know that he is, Joe Motha Effin Quick
by Billy Bob Joel Thomas March 18, 2011
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joe father

some guy: yo whos joe
other guy: joe father
by lfao December 21, 2019
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joe mama

"Yo have you seen Joe?"
"Whos Joe?"
"JOE MAMA"
by ur fav moot June 16, 2021
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joe smizer

A notorious urban artist whom is respected by everyone. Known for his loyalty, honesty and being a respectable member of the San Fernando Valley Peckerwoods. Knowledgeable and helpful in his ways, he enjoys assisting others in an effort to make others lives easier.
Joe Smizer is a straight pimp, every time he comes by he does stuff around the house to make my life a little bit better.
by Smokey-Joe December 25, 2018
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crackhead joe

crackhead john's older brother who is also addicted to crack-cocaine but yet is financially stable.
crackhead John: hey man can i borrow $20 for some hard?
crackhead Joe: hang on man, somebody's out there. they watching us and i know it, but what they don't know is that i'm a sly mutha fucka.. i'm like a koala bear hiding and lurking in the trees, niggas just don't know.
crackhead John: look man i don't got time for this again, can you at least spot me $10? i need my fix
crackhead Joe: sure man, you seem true to the word.. you remind me of my brother
by bulletface March 29, 2015
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